By ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML
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DocBastard 38
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It takes approximately 0.285 seconds to realise that "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is the best mood music ever. EVER.

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shireman97 6
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That's some odd foreplay

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shireman97 6
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That's some odd foreplay

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zandalee 19
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Should have had Barry White crooning in the back ground.

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CheeseTron 15

The right song is a MUST. Don't rush him.

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The_Weirdo 10
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Living in the sunlight, Loving in the moonlight -Tiny Tim. Thank me later.

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desireev 17

48- You mean completely over-rated songs that everybody plays? In my opinion, I'd play some soft rock... Or something like the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails... Or maybe even something fun like "Brass Monkey" or something! My point is that you DON'T need r&b baby-making music to get it on! Mix it up a little!

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Futacy 29
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Sir Mix-A-Lot

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ebonyirony 29
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I imagined a girl in sexy lingerie sitting on the bed on her computer, typing on FML while a guy is looking at an iPod fumbling through music. Sorry for the run-on, I wasn't sure how to end it and I'm drunk and tired. I still wanted to post though.

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Kefka91 15

55 - Thank you! I've always wanted to do it to "closer" by NIN, but unfortunately, none of the select few that have been nice enough to sleep with me are as cool with it.

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SyddTheeKydd 3
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55- She can play what she wants to play that she feels will get her in the mood. You might have a different taste than her.

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DictatorDom 5
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I've always wanted to have sex to Beethoven...

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rhysfucker 24
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9th symphony?

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RedPillSucks 31

how about the 1812 overture? I know its not bethoven, but the canons at the end...!!!

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ebonyirony 29
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3- oh my brother. Would you not enjoy the simple beauty of old Ludwig van?

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Tdot36 5

How about the epic rap battles of history?

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amisenho 11
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Eh, I'm more of a Mozart/Debussy kind of person.

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iCherryPanda 12

Gotta be prepared!

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DocBastard 38
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It takes approximately 0.285 seconds to realise that "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is the best mood music ever. EVER.

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gc327072 30
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Depends whether op was wanting slow and steady or fast and intense. If B, something rock n roll would be it.

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TheDrifter 23

You must have a rather extensive music list in your head Doc. .285 seconds is a long shuffle of the internal playlist.

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theslimshadylp 6

I know the words LETS GET IT ON are in the song. Should've been a no-brainer.

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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
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Many children have been conceived to that oh so sexy song...

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Screwie 25
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Doc, I wanna meet you. ;D ... But then I need appropriate rape music for the moment.

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amisenho 11
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Screwie, I seriously hope you were auto-corrected and meant "rap". ...Wait. Screwie, I seriously hope your phone didn't auto-correct "rap" to "rape".

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mpsteve137 15
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Haha yal can make your own music with a chorus of moans

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desireev 17

38- Y'all.. Not ya'll..

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LiterOfCola 16

Nobody gives a shit how someone spells "y'all." it's already slang in the first place 38, you son of a bitch

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mhopper 13

Some Barry White can set the mood! Honestly though, you should have thought of this beforehand.

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dog1999 2

Fuck the music the woman just initiated sex!!!

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EnterSandman_fml 20
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Another song that's a pretty great mood setter is Santana's instrumental entitled Europa.

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thelastavailable 13
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What's the sexy outfit?

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allie2590 31
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I know you're referring to a previous FML, but I don't think too many people like peanuts in their butt crack.

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