By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he replied You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 478
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Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

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Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

How is that being an ass? She obviously thought it was a compliment like any normal person would and was being nice in thanking him for it

Sounds more like his FML than yours for the Freudian slip.

hahaha it happens. but he probably knew you'd think that and tried to make a joke.

I would have called the cops if yome creepy freak keeps running infront of my house

Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

HAHA I would have assumed you were high on something.

LOL @ #5's comment. xDDDD

#2 what Freudian slip? He said exactly what he intended to say, she just misunderstood. So if anyone deserved an IAYLIF in this situation, which no one does, then it would be her.

Well the guy shud of been nice and Act as if he ment that you Are HOT.

The enormous amount of grammar mistakes in your comment made me cringe.

hahaaa. well obviouslyyy.