FML : Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled...

Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he replied You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eli123 - / Friday 1 May 2009 00:52 / United States

Love

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By paperfox_fml | 0

#159502 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:04

Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

By halfpass | 0

#159487 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:00

Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

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By halfpass | 0

#159487 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:00

Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

Karma495 | 0

#1778877 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:03

lmao

ahti546 | 11

#2687479 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:23

^^ win

doodlepupp | 6

#5282191 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 9:10

How is that being an ass? She obviously thought it was a compliment like any normal person would and was being nice in thanking him for it

By Shunnabunich | 0

#159491 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:02

Sounds more like his FML than yours for the Freudian slip.

By czm | 0

#159493 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:02

hahaha it happens. but he probably knew you'd think that and tried to make a joke.

By suckerz | 0

#159496 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:02

I would have called the cops if yome creepy freak keeps running infront of my house

By paperfox_fml | 0

#159502 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:04

Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

By 24788 | 5

#159507 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:06

HAHA

I would have assumed you were high on something.

By i_imagine | 0

#159516 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:09

LOL @ #5's comment. xDDDD

By ninjachik | 0

#159523 - Friday 1 May 2009 14:12

#2 what Freudian slip? He said exactly what he intended to say, she just misunderstood. So if anyone deserved an IAYLIF in this situation, which no one does, then it would be her.