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By  Firewall_fml  |  0

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

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I feel the need to inform you that there are lots of banana's that curve a little at the stem (or whatever it's called where you start to peel a banana), and are straight as a dick the rest of the way up....now you know...now you know...

By  mrcarmine  |  0

yeah, #2, #3 is right but there's so nothing wrong with this, unless your roommate is a mormon missionary or some other kind of ultra-conservative... or you're a guy and your roommate is a homophobe.

By  Firewall_fml  |  0

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

By  vaykay_fml  |  0

i hope you realize condoms aren't tooth-proof. maybe you can also practice patching it up by ripping duct-tape with your teeth or practice taking the morning-after pill through your nose

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  chloe2114  |  4

so true, my friend rolled the condom on with her mouth and got pregnant cos she accidentally split it with her teeth. She named it after me, heehee, :) xoxo

By  Bauer_fml  |  0

#12 is right. If your can't handle man mayo getting in your mouth then become a lesbian. Then, in FML fashion, post pictures. If your a guy then go straight, then post pictures of your girl naked

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