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Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest Slut's" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!

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Bahaha, it's not like most of us girls haven't done it before. ;)

r u a guy or a girl

I have yet to see one man with a banana shaped dick...

Just remember, practice makes perfect...

I feel the need to inform you that there are lots of banana's that curve a little at the stem (or whatever it's called where you start to peel a banana), and are straight as a dick the rest of the way up....now you know...now you know...

I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest Slut's" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!

Well the stars aren't the only giant balls she'll have to reach for.....

Well I haven't. And I'm a girl. And I think most girls haven't. But maybe it's just me missing out on the fun of doing that.

Did you succeed? Hehe.

yeah, #2, #3 is right but there's so nothing wrong with this, unless your roommate is a mormon missionary or some other kind of ultra-conservative... or you're a guy and your roommate is a homophobe.

#8 - Too funny!!

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

Bananas don't go there!

head was created without a condom in mind keep it that.

Ur like 8 years old

Trying are you to Yoda like speak?

i hope you realize condoms aren't tooth-proof. maybe you can also practice patching it up by ripping duct-tape with your teeth or practice taking the morning-after pill through your nose

so true, my friend rolled the condom on with her mouth and got pregnant cos she accidentally split it with her teeth. She named it after me, heehee, :) xoxo

#12 is right. If your can't handle man mayo getting in your mouth then become a lesbian. Then, in FML fashion, post pictures. If your a guy then go straight, then post pictures of your girl naked

Uh.. So because a girl doesn't want to swallow, or taste, a man's semen she should go lesbian? Where's the logic in that..?

that must have been one hell of a comedic scene. write a screenplay.