Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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DrinkOMaticBJ
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Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see
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lordmoe
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That and the fact that they obviously don't know the layout of their house.
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Maxyyy
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this made my day
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kashman95
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shoulda knocked on wood you never say that you know you can do something before you do it... ydi
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repyourcliche
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"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan"
lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?
lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?
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Reyo
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Well OBVIOUSLY. You have no idea how ingeneous it is to not turn the light on when entering a room. I scoff at you for not realizing such geneousity. *scoff scoff*
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BurnIt2TheGround
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or an idiot....
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saralyyn
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LOL #2 FTW!!!
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micery
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Done it before. Instead i just hit the glass table and had to refrain from making a sound despite the pain. I know your pain!
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f_alltheirlives
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Yes, brilliance is the word here
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Tahsis
| 4
Been there done that, but I sure didn't post it - it's really just not that bad.
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redbluegreen
| 40
Could've had a V8.
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DoomJeff91
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I'm chuckling at the brilliance of your joke.
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NIC_R00LZ
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LOL
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Mx_Rider
| 6
like 6 said
been there done that
same shit different day
no big e
you will live
been there done that
same shit different day
no big e
you will live
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BurnIt2TheGround
| 0
maby there evil funyons?
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TheLoneWolf87
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YDI for chuckling...
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thinmint
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"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan..." bwa.ha.ha.ha. where's pinky, brain?
lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?