When I read that you were going through your purse while driving I agreed with you. This was stupid.

Your life is pretty good if this is your FML.

Dont... Dont go though your purse while driving. You're Lucky you didnt hit anyone or this would be a very different fml

Aside from the fact that you could have been in/caused an accident due to distracted driving, why are your house keys not on the same key chain as your car keys?

Were you also high, and trying to charge your Gatorade? Because that's not how you get electrolytes. It's how you crash.