FML : Today, I decided to go for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement...

Today, I decided to go for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:11 / Japan

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By lonesomeXheartbr | 0

#1442452 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:18

you were counting your steps?

By Norwegian_Wood | 4

#1442554 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:23

Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!

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By mikerin69 | 0

#1442436 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:13

dam you really fail at life.... atleast you didn't get stitches =D

boyguydudemalema | 0

#1442467 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:24

dude, it was an accident, just because u slipped and got owned badly, doesn't mean he fails at life.

ManBearP1g | 0

#1442473 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:30

if he gets owned by moss and pavement I'm pretty sure that's a fail.

doink | 0

#1442493 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:40

No, it's not. It's called "an accident".

DudeImBetter | 0

#1442518 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:57

would you be surprised if you can run crooked tomorrow or no.

guckylynn | 19

#1442591 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:32

I'm thinking he kinda fails at life for just trying to pick up running. that's something you work up to so ydi op.

nates0210 | 0

#1442618 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:42

he won't be able to walk straight tomorrow because he was anally raped by the sidewalk.

Slappyzezima | 0

#1442630 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:45

you probably just bruzed your hip you fucking pussy. a real man would have got up and kept running.

tweetbaby14 | 17

#1442661 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:52

uh huh and I'm suprised that you can still type after going through such an ordeal... unless you're lying that is.

mexicutioner123 | 0

#1442858 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 10:34

only in japan....

lalagirl912 | 0

#1443170 - Thursday 23 September 2010 12:25

it was an accident! Just like how #1 was born! ;)

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1443283 - Thursday 23 September 2010 12:54

this happend to me in the summer. except I sprained my ankle.

iHOOT4Hooters | 0

#1445338 - Thursday 23 September 2010 04:17

It's okay OP. If you can make it 9 steps, then you might be able to make it 10 steps, so keep trying!

boveah | 0

#1448112 - Thursday 23 September 2010 05:04

how can he walk with a broken hip? : S

IscoreOnU | 19

#2407824 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 06:26

I've done that shit on a bike before. damn moss almost broke my jaw and sliced my lip open. FYL For sure

itssnotfunny | 24

#6542281 - Monday 22 February 2016 03:25

he said almost broke his hip, I got confused too.

By yafuckyourlife | 4

#1442443 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:16

haha dumb!

ur1ifesucks | 0

#1442913 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 11:08

this person derserves it for counting their steps when they run

ntherewas1 | 11

#3384017 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 02:36

I know. Why do people insist on starting out so rough? I began just walking, then skipping out in the backyard. Then you can move onto running, or in my case, using the elliptical (not sure how you spell that one).