Today, I decided to go for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr
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you were counting your steps?
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Norwegian_Wood
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Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!
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mikerin69
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dam you really fail at life.... atleast you didn't get stitches =D
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boyguydudemalema
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dude, it was an accident, just because u slipped and got owned badly, doesn't mean he fails at life.
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ManBearP1g
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if he gets owned by moss and pavement I'm pretty sure that's a fail.
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doink
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No, it's not. It's called "an accident".
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DudeImBetter
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would you be surprised if you can run crooked tomorrow or no.
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guckylynn
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I'm thinking he kinda fails at life for just trying to pick up running. that's something you work up to so ydi op.
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nates0210
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he won't be able to walk straight tomorrow because he was anally raped by the sidewalk.
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Slappyzezima
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you probably just bruzed your hip you fucking pussy. a real man would have got up and kept running.
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tweetbaby14
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uh huh and I'm suprised that you can still type after going through such an ordeal... unless you're lying that is.
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mexicutioner123
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only in japan....
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lalagirl912
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it was an accident! Just like how #1 was born! ;)
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B4SK3TB4IL
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this happend to me in the summer. except I sprained my ankle.
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iHOOT4Hooters
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It's okay OP. If you can make it 9 steps, then you might be able to make it 10 steps, so keep trying!
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boveah
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how can he walk with a broken hip? : S
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IscoreOnU
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I've done that shit on a bike before. damn moss almost broke my jaw and sliced my lip open. FYL For sure
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itssnotfunny
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he said almost broke his hip, I got confused too.
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yafuckyourlife
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haha dumb!
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ur1ifesucks
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this person derserves it for counting their steps when they run
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ntherewas1
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I know. Why do people insist on starting out so rough? I began just walking, then skipping out in the backyard. Then you can move onto running, or in my case, using the elliptical (not sure how you spell that one).
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lonesomeXheartbr
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you were counting your steps?
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ccook85
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I'm glad I'm not the only person that thinks its strange he was counting
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hiphop_danca94
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it makes for an...attractive story
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LaPollux
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I count mine? JK, I have a life..
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anmolrulz
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haha don't think you'll ever go for a run in awhile.
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iamchuck
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Your mom won't be able to walk straight tomorrow.
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bloobelly
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oh burn!
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mrahhhhh
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You almost broke a hip from that kind of fall? YDI if you're under the age of fifty. Drink your milk!
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Person1233
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So the fall turned you gay?
This is srs bsns.
This is srs bsns.
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makemeasandwich
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lol
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TheJaQ
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Slimy moss? were you running in a shallow stream?
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mexicutioner123
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some moss is just naturally slimy
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gmor
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haha. maybe getting in shape isn't your calling ;)
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ktbird
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Buy a Wii and EA Sports Active. Then you can lose weight in your house and reward yourself with Wii games.