dude, it was an accident, just because u slipped and got owned badly, doesn't mean he fails at life.

if he gets owned by moss and pavement I'm pretty sure that's a fail.

No, it's not. It's called "an accident".

would you be surprised if you can run crooked tomorrow or no.

I'm thinking he kinda fails at life for just trying to pick up running. that's something you work up to so ydi op.

he won't be able to walk straight tomorrow because he was anally raped by the sidewalk.

you probably just bruzed your hip you fucking pussy. a real man would have got up and kept running.

uh huh and I'm suprised that you can still type after going through such an ordeal... unless you're lying that is.

only in japan....

it was an accident! Just like how #1 was born! ;)

this happend to me in the summer. except I sprained my ankle.

It's okay OP. If you can make it 9 steps, then you might be able to make it 10 steps, so keep trying!

how can he walk with a broken hip? : S

I've done that shit on a bike before. damn moss almost broke my jaw and sliced my lip open. FYL For sure

he said almost broke his hip, I got confused too.

this person derserves it for counting their steps when they run

I know. Why do people insist on starting out so rough? I began just walking, then skipping out in the backyard. Then you can move onto running, or in my case, using the elliptical (not sure how you spell that one).

I'm glad I'm not the only person that thinks its strange he was counting

it makes for an...attractive story

I count mine? JK, I have a life..

oh burn!

lol

some moss is just naturally slimy