FML : Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were...

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Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thatgirl247 - / Friday 11 September 2009 17:05 / United States

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By crazy_cat_lady | 0

#556625 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:13

I said you deserved it, but that's because you were willing to laugh at the poor girl he insulted until you found out that girl was YOU.

By TheKitsune | 0

#556640 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:16

Why is it only funny if he wasn't talking about you? YDI for being a sheep anyway. Twitter sucks.

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By Tim3 | 0

#556614 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:10

Hahahahaha, that terrible work on your face!

Mattfail | 0

#556757 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:43

YDI for stalking him via twitter

g7190g92 | 0

#556816 - Saturday 12 September 2009 12:10

Deciding to check out someone's Twitter one time because you have a class together does not constitute stalking

allmidnighteyes | 10

#556952 - Saturday 12 September 2009 01:10

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! I couldn't resist :]

k_cool | 0

#557278 - Saturday 12 September 2009 03:30

best reference to an 80's movie ever!

By PlasmaWafflez | 0

#556615 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:10

Sucks

By tails8880 | 3

#556616 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:10

awww.. flip out on him. id tell him.

fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#556913 - Saturday 12 September 2009 12:49

Don't turn around. Problem solved. On to the next FML.

By TrueFear94 | 0

#556617 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:10

YDI for being ugly

By pipsqueak7 | 7

#556618 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:11

awww. he's a jerk. don't worry. everyone's beautiful in their own way

v1kt4r | 12

#556707 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:30

Except me. I'm just fuck-ugly right to the bone. LOL!

hollyjeez | 0

#1832797 - Sunday 12 December 2010 10:28

ya but she's not

By KaySL | 24

#556623 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:12

Please for the love of god take out a restraining order on yourself on his behalf. You're scaring the shit out of me with your creepy stalking ways.

threer | 30

#6468533 - Monday 23 November 2015 07:38

How the hell is looking at someone's Twitter stalking? You have problems, dumbass.

By crazy_cat_lady | 0

#556625 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:13

I said you deserved it, but that's because you were willing to laugh at the poor girl he insulted until you found out that girl was YOU.

CDS09 | 0

#556772 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:49

agreed

orchids_torturer | 0

#556960 - Saturday 12 September 2009 01:15

valid point my dear!

DameGreyWulf | 0

#557257 - Saturday 12 September 2009 03:17

Exactly! OP is as much of an arrogant ass as he is.

xMooMoox | 0

#557623 - Saturday 12 September 2009 07:24

That is SO true, you suck OP

aquasnow39 | 0

#927690 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 05:17

AGREED.

fireflames113 | 6

#2506909 - Saturday 14 May 2011 06:39

next time darling, don't turn around.

By TheKitsune | 0

#556640 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:16

Why is it only funny if he wasn't talking about you? YDI for being a sheep anyway. Twitter sucks.

yupitssoph | 18

#4954187 - Friday 21 September 2012 12:33

Only sheep call other people sheeps

By chowyuk | 0

#556678 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:25

ydi for stalking him via twitter

By Trooth | 13

#556701 - Friday 11 September 2009 11:29

Well screw him then. Who cares what he thinks?

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