By SoggyPancakes - 11/3/2009 19:49 - United States
  Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
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By  Melanie_fml  |  0

Soooo not believable, like she's going to giggle as you're talking dirty on speaker phone.

Sounds like the BS my clients tell me about their sex lives (I work in porn). :P

By  Kassad_fml  |  0

having the speakerphone turned on in front of the parents is just wrong.. if she wants the parents to listen then invite him directly to them and talk .. geeze