FML : Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her...

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SoggyPancakes - / Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:49 / United States

Intimacy

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By lolol182 | 4

#27251 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:23

why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

By Chrisham | 0

#27259 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:24

#1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

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By lolol182 | 4

#27251 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:23

why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

cfbeaner | 0

#1272607 - Thursday 19 August 2010 22:19

y would u do that if u knew she was wit up parents? ydi pendejo.

By Chrisham | 0

#27259 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:24

#1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

By z_vet | 0

#27264 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:25

Lesson learned?

z620 | 0

#952134 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:09

how the hell would he know it's on speaker

wudgie | 0

#2061270 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:53

she told him

By Melanie_fml | 0

#27266 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:26

Soooo not believable, like she's going to giggle as you're talking dirty on speaker phone.

Sounds like the BS my clients tell me about their sex lives (I work in porn). :P

By jkd_fml | 0

#27297 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:35

#4, shes probably giggling becauseobviously if the parents heard...

By April11 | 0

#27298 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:35

lol!

ArminAnderson | 0

#975036 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 6:27

that's what i was thinking

By RHK_fml | 0

#27318 - Thursday 12 March 2009 1:43

lol right on man.

By wrestler_fml | 0

#27407 - Thursday 12 March 2009 2:24

blown

By Kassad_fml | 0

#27418 - Thursday 12 March 2009 2:29

having the speakerphone turned on in front of the parents is just wrong.. if she wants the parents to listen then invite him directly to them and talk .. geeze