By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

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Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
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lolol182 4
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why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

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Chrisham 0
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#1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

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lolol182 4
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why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

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cfbeaner 0
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y would u do that if u knew she was wit up parents? ydi pendejo.

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Chrisham 0
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#1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

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z_vet 0
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Lesson learned?

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z620 0
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how the hell would he know it's on speaker

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wudgie 0

she told him

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Melanie_fml 0
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Soooo not believable, like she's going to giggle as you're talking dirty on speaker phone. Sounds like the BS my clients tell me about their sex lives (I work in porn). :P

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jkd_fml 0
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#4, shes probably giggling becauseobviously if the parents heard...

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RHK_fml 0

lol right on man.

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wrestler_fml 0

blown

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Kassad_fml 0

having the speakerphone turned on in front of the parents is just wrong.. if she wants the parents to listen then invite him directly to them and talk .. geeze

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