By fuckmylife - 28/04/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back and even bought them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I get repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
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Pay him back by shitting on his face when he passes out. Or just his bed. Your call.. Personally if someone did that to me I would go shit on his clothes, bed and toothbrush! And when I ran out of shit I would start pissing... and when I ran out of piss I would start wanking over his stuff.

Damn man I know just what you mean. I've been through it before. That's why I'm never DD anymore LOL

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Pay him back by shitting on his face when he passes out. Or just his bed. Your call.. Personally if someone did that to me I would go shit on his clothes, bed and toothbrush! And when I ran out of shit I would start pissing... and when I ran out of piss I would start wanking over his stuff.

ur fcukin slack

Damn man I know just what you mean. I've been through it before. That's why I'm never DD anymore LOL

That'll teach you to drink and drive. At least you would have been in good spirits

hahaha. There is a lot of peeing going on in FMLs lately. Wake 'em up nice and early by banging on pans, maybe shouting through a mega-phone or something.

Just shows the level of intelligence that your friends possess.

And tommorow night you can return the favor XD

Well, he may have been getting his revenge from something you may have done while you were drunk one time?

You "got" repaid. If you start in the past tense, stay in the past tense. It's not that hard. Also, if you're babysitting the drunks, don't let them go into your room. Seriously?

dude - time to get new roommates.

Sounds to me like you need a better class of housemates. Get revenge: drunken jenga. You stack as many things on them as you can while they're passed out, then post the pics online. Bonus points if you can use a marker to draw a cock on their cheek.