FML : Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the...

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Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stickyface - / Sunday 24 October 2010 05:18 / Canada

Intimacy

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By haglette | 2

#1594508 - Sunday 24 October 2010 13:29

The downstairs tv room is so adventurous...

By yoonhee_fml | 0

#1594328 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:20

daddy's little girl lol

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By InDenial | 6

#1594312 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:16

Oh snap busted.

timma90 | 4

#1594324 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:19

More like he came and saw.

sukaaa | 0

#1594431 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:58

wow try a room next time with the door closed

allard | 14

#1594759 - Sunday 24 October 2010 14:58

Did someone say threesome?

LOL jokes guys, don't be hating for the jokes.

BelleElle_fml | 5

#1594792 - Sunday 24 October 2010 15:14

How is that "adventurous"?

jckbco | 0

#1594928 - Sunday 24 October 2010 15:59

I think the adventuresome part is that she was doing this with people in the house.., dies she really need to explain the back story for you?

cassiesaurus | 0

#1595610 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:03

haha. ydi for doing it with a parent in the house. be more careful next time kiddo.

KingDingALing | 9

#1595628 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:05

Suck your dad off.

CiaranPM | 0

#1595680 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:16

He came, he saw, he "oh shitted."

bravesfan112233 | 0

#1597379 - Monday 25 October 2010 1:15

"he came, he saw, he conquered" jay z

jewban | 3

#1598489 - Monday 25 October 2010 4:58

u should of had him cum then have him put a pillow over his dick and pretend that your chatting

aadk | 0

#1599888 - Monday 25 October 2010 10:57

Someone definitely busted... a nut haha

FrenchToast94 | 0

#1601979 - Monday 25 October 2010 17:14

roflmao!!!!

By doopeyh | 0

#1594326 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

valri3 | 0

#1594855 - Sunday 24 October 2010 15:34

Yea next time give him bottom. ;)

zem5 | 0

#1595470 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:36

48 you can give me bottom anytime you want ;)

HahaHokayThen | 10

#1596600 - Sunday 24 October 2010 20:58

76 don't tell me that's your baby...

Nick_1993 | 2

#1596936 - Sunday 24 October 2010 22:42

106. that baby is to good looking to be his

corytheboss | 0

#1728934 - Saturday 20 November 2010 23:58

112 but she can be mine anytime ;)

kelseythompson | 27

#5470216 - Monday 29 April 2013 6:05

dumbasses

By yoonhee_fml | 0

#1594328 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:20

daddy's little girl lol

hottiewitdamesse | 8

#1596396 - Sunday 24 October 2010 20:13

ahahaha! i like thus!

By TheWhiteBunny | 3

#1594330 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:21

busted for busting a nut.

dannyswin | 0

#1595240 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:49

win

crobcrob | 1

#1602837 - Monday 25 October 2010 20:51

win

JustJaredfied | 0

#1614284 - Thursday 28 October 2010 4:53

lol good on

chuksnwali | 34

#5967092 - Friday 6 June 2014 21:12

nice

By molil_4810 | 0

#1594347 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:23

you've been a bad girl!!

Moo_Horse | 0

#1595102 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:26

nice pic

By Wirebiter | 0

#1594366 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:29

Did your dad and boyfriend high-five?

bman134 | 0

#1595221 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:44

I was thinking that too but I think her dad would be pissed and his dad would high five

MrSassypants | 31

#1595817 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:38

67 Im not a gramer nazi but your gonna atract em. Me to. Jk. I love doin it on per piss.

e400853 | 0

#1597987 - Monday 25 October 2010 3:15

lmao nice

By TheWhiteBunny | 3

#1594411 - Sunday 24 October 2010 12:54

Read the FML again. The door WAS locked. The father was probably coming in from outside.

By harviss12 | 7

#1594440 - Sunday 24 October 2010 13:03

hahahah suck a dick, oh wait u were doing that! hahahahahahHaha

Pretty_reckless_fml | 18

#5060803 - Saturday 20 October 2012 1:22

Wow you're hilarious.... -_-

palosqueak | 19

#5806546 - Friday 27 December 2013 13:51

Oh, soooo funny... Way to attract girls...

By stfuexe | 0

#1594457 - Sunday 24 October 2010 13:09

WTF you on about whitebunny it said that she was about to get up and lock the door Just as he came but she was too late.

By ohsuzykuew | 0

#1594465 - Sunday 24 October 2010 13:11

10- try again. she stopped to get up and lock the door. middle of the night fml's. doh!

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