Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Well, at least you set the record straight.
kargirl3 14
chandler bing?
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Comments (12)
Dave_Davington 34
Well, at least you set the record straight.
slimeking3 3
So are you straight??
RichardPencil 32
You couldn't just go out as friends?
Brandon Harris 2
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This is pretty shitty, but you can always turn them straight lol
Bearsmomma 30
It doesn't work that way. And this comment /suggestion is offensive.
kargirl3 14
chandler bing?
Beatle43 9
I was just thinking that
LevelupKid 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well that's pretty gay
Yudith 28
You must have a good taste in clothing. Also, are you an extrovert by any chance?
GhostFox 34
Can we please kill the "gay men have good fashion sense" stereotype? It's offensive and harmful to people, especially younger people figuring out their sexuality. The "lesbians have bad fashion sense" stereotype is just as harmful and should killed just as much.
wickedgetz 30
well know that the air has been cleared...