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29- Interesting how you mentioned "steak knife," and have a pic of a steak. Has the meaning of your username and pic been fulfilled after writing this comment?

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No, this is the most stupid thing you have ever heard... Obama is the greatest president of all time.

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#29 - Your profile picture looks tasty. (Cue him now changing the profile pic to something other than something that looks tasty)

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It must have been a good quality knife. Not those cheap dollar store ones... The ones that cost a dollar fifty.

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Dude that shit is dangerous! More and more people are signing up for plastic knife defense classes, I suppose OP was just an instructor on how to safely operate such a weapon

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Why would it be like a paper cut? Paper is smooth and very thin, and plastic knives are thick and have jagged edges. They wouldn't cut similarly at all =P

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LOL you don't have to major in English to know how to spell steaks. It's not a secret they hide from you until you get to college xD

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Not cool, bro. We weren't insulting. We were teasing. You however, had to ruin it and be offensive. This is why I am losing faith in this thing many people don't seem to remember the meaning of: courtesy.

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and what does being on your phone have anything to do with your pathetic attempt of spelling correctly? i'm on my phone as well. does that give me the ability to misspell 2nd grade words too?

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Blackmisory - for fuck's sake, just give up. Your "learning disorder" is that you're a stubborn idiot who can't learn from his mistakes. That's miSTAKES.

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WHAT. I believe you used the... c-word. None of us did! Goodness. I really don't like that word, it is SO offensive.

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No, we're only jerks to people who make numerous mistakes and then defend their mistakes using stupid, trite excuses (we've all seen the learning disorder, autocorrect, "my sister used my iPod", "it's not English class", etc).

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then the only viable excuse for "stakes" was your stupidity and not your phone? the story thickens....

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I don't come to FML for the FML's, I come for the arguments in the comments section. Those are more funny anyway.

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I believe that everyone makes mistakes and that if you understand the gist of what they're saying, there's not really a point to calling them out on that. After all, this is the internet and you can't really expect the majority of people on here to actually care about how they write.

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Dear Blackmisory, Fuck off and stop being a douche. You're digging your own grave my commenting, so just stop. Sincerely, everyone reading your dumbass comments.

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I've been stabbed in the hand with a plastic fork before. I was surprised about how deep it went. The amazement of that distracted me from the pain.... Never under-estimate plastic!

This FML sounds like the one where the wife demonstrated to her husband that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. Is it just me?

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