Health: Today, I crawled under a table to plug a new lamp. When I tried...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2016 20:37 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I crawled under a table to plug a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug a f***ing lamp. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 33 959

By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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You deserved it 3 128

By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

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You deserved it 952

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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You deserved it 6 737

By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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redscarf_fml 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:11

You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI

nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:00

Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?

Comments

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:57

With that much experience you should know how to avoid the table edge.

anyagrande 31

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:57

I pretty much manage to bang my head with any task I'm doing- just make sure you keep a cold compress over it to reduce swelling- and if you cant then get someone else to :)

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:59

I'm guessing the brain cells responsible for learning that particular lesson were damaged from the first concussion.

allie2590 31

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:09

I think many of you are being rather judgemental. You don't know what caused the first three, nor what sort of condition OP might have. Additionally, everyone makes mistakes.

soullyfe 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:11

@14: Considering the FML, I think they give a pretty good clue as to what caused the other three head accidents...

6pointOhhh 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:13

Lighten up OP, at least you didn't break the new lamp.

viciousquirrel 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:38

Sorry about the concussion, but after the 2nd time, you kinda deserved it. How does it go again....f*** me once, shame on you, f***** me twice......I'm a dumbass.....or something like that.

PackardBell_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:35

The YDI button is back! Yay! In all seriousness, I hope you feel better, OP. It could have been worse; you could have hit your head on solid concrete and it could have cracked.

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:51

Here, have a Dutch saying: A donkey doesn't hit its head on the same stone twice. Meaning that people won't make the same mistake more than once, but I guess you're a special case, OP.