FML : Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras....

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By / Wednesday 31 December 2009 18:23 / France

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By Adam_B | 0

#2962 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:24

Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.

By phiniusmaster | 0

#36312 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 03:05

Bwhahahhahahaha! Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD But yeah, your a total fucking idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.

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By Adam_B | 0

#2962 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:24

Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.

Sooper_Trooper | 0

#2189434 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 04:14

I second this.

oufie20 | 16

#6078844 - Thursday 2 October 2014 12:54

better start swallowing a fork or two buddy (|||) < no entry!

By phiniusmaster | 0

#36312 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 03:05

By liljon3 | 0

#77798 - Thursday 2 April 2009 10:03

hahahah thats jokes. you should have said to your parents "nah we don't need to file this, the guy made an honest mistake"

sicpupyz122 | 0

#927181 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 03:01

love that word, 'tard... lol

natepyron | 0

#942266 - Saturday 13 March 2010 02:41

or find a place with no cameras and say that's where it happened

By atomicmrpelly | 2

#95802 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:02

I wonder how I'm going to rate this... "You're life is fucked up" or "yes you moron you deserve everything that's coming to you if you not only street race, but do it fucking backwards and then you'd rather file a made up report to the police than just admit your stupid mistake to your parents you cowardly little knave." Nothing tops of a long winded rant like a Shakespearean insult I feel...

By Jackthestripper | 0

#99357 - Friday 10 April 2009 05:29

Yeah your life is fucked. You're gonna wake up tomorrow and still be you.

By jmbizzle32 | 0

#143629 - Sunday 26 April 2009 04:18

u r a ignirant fuck i agree with 6 2 and 3 like seriously u fucking dumbass

SailorSolaris | 40

#5826921 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 07:02

Please, no text talk and learn some tact. OP is likely a teen.

By Falcon_CRUNCH | 7

#156991 - Thursday 30 April 2009 08:09

um...do you expect pity?

By meep64 | 0

#163723 - Sunday 3 May 2009 05:16

Why would you race in the first place...while going backwards? That's beyond stupid. You fail.

By ddrluna | 2

#216530 - Thursday 21 May 2009 05:52

You dummy. Take responsibility for your stupid actions.

By rinariot_fml | 0

#228343 - Monday 25 May 2009 06:31

Sounds just like something my brother did. except he backed into a tree. where there was hardly any trees around. and he didn't have to call the police.