Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
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Adam_B
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Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.
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Sooper_Trooper
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I second this.
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oufie20
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better start swallowing a fork or two buddy (|||) < no entry!
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phiniusmaster
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Bwhahahhahahaha!
Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD
But yeah, your a total fucking idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.
Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD
But yeah, your a total fucking idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.
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liljon3
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hahahah thats jokes.
you should have said to your parents "nah we don't need to file this, the guy made an honest mistake"
you should have said to your parents "nah we don't need to file this, the guy made an honest mistake"
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sicpupyz122
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love that word, 'tard... lol
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natepyron
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or find a place with no cameras and say that's where it happened
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atomicmrpelly
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I wonder how I'm going to rate this... "You're life is fucked up" or "yes you moron you deserve everything that's coming to you if you not only street race, but do it fucking backwards and then you'd rather file a made up report to the police than just admit your stupid mistake to your parents you cowardly little knave."
Nothing tops of a long winded rant like a Shakespearean insult I feel...
Nothing tops of a long winded rant like a Shakespearean insult I feel...
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Jackthestripper
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Yeah your life is fucked. You're gonna wake up tomorrow and still be you.
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jmbizzle32
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u r a ignirant fuck i agree with 6 2 and 3 like seriously u fucking dumbass
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SailorSolaris
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Please, no text talk and learn some tact. OP is likely a teen.
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Falcon_CRUNCH
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um...do you expect pity?
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meep64
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Why would you race in the first place...while going backwards? That's beyond stupid. You fail.
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ddrluna
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You dummy. Take responsibility for your stupid actions.
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rinariot_fml
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Sounds just like something my brother did.
except he backed into a tree.
where there was hardly any trees around.
and he didn't have to call the police.
except he backed into a tree.
where there was hardly any trees around.
and he didn't have to call the police.
Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD
But yeah, your a total fucking idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.