FML : Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me...

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Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nekogirl15 - / Thursday 27 October 2011 01:38 / United States

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By FMLandurstoo | 9

#3497083 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:59

I get that all of the time

By krad204 | 21

#3497080 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:58

That's harsh...

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By krad204 | 21

#3497080 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:58

That's harsh...

Naomimi_fml | 6

#3497099 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:59

Necrophelia, anyone?

isitinmybedroom | 11

#3497109 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:00

Shot down

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#3497386 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:31

7 look at the OPs name

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3497401 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:35

I wonder what made him not want to date her if she has an upside like that.

margie2194 | 12

#3497534 - Thursday 27 October 2011 7:07

At least she was honest. Some friends lie and to make you feel better prompting you to horrendously embarrass yourself in front of your crush

n_epic_fail | 14

#3497657 - Thursday 27 October 2011 7:37

With his attitude you can bet he's not getting any, so necrophilia is his only option, or overpriced STD infested prostitutes... Yea OP, move on. Or just fuck his brother.

n_epic_fail | 14

#3497672 - Thursday 27 October 2011 7:41

With that attitude you can bet he's not getting any, so necrophilia is his only option, or overpriced STD infested prostitutes... Yea, just let that train pass you by OP a better one is coming along.

rkmepm | 16

#3497787 - Thursday 27 October 2011 8:31

Mother Teresa was hot.

hinchkongfang | 0

#3497996 - Thursday 27 October 2011 11:04

Buy a blue and white headdress and wear it in front of him...

crownlogic | 25

#3498075 - Thursday 27 October 2011 11:52

45, neko means cat in Japanese, it has nothing to do with necrophelia

McDougal2013 | 0

#3498102 - Thursday 27 October 2011 12:05

You deserved it!

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#3498370 - Thursday 27 October 2011 13:09

94- obviously I didn't think her name was such because necrophilia, I just laughed at the fact that the two words seemed so close.

sexylol_fml | 4

#3501934 - Friday 28 October 2011 5:05

come the next day all badass!

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#3506666 - Saturday 29 October 2011 2:49

Bring a gun and shoot his ass.

crownlogic | 25

#3507528 - Saturday 29 October 2011 6:17

126, please leave the USA, you're making us look bad. In every FML.

By FMLandurstoo | 9

#3497083 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:59

I get that all of the time

Spinnmaster | 1

#3497173 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:03

Me too! Donny? I that you!?

Spinnmaster | 1

#3497175 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:03

Me too! Donny? I that you!?

FMLandurstoo | 9

#3497254 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:11

No George, it's me, Herb.

HeyImPayton | 0

#3497768 - Thursday 27 October 2011 8:26

How's your dog doing herb? :)

speshlk37 | 13

#3498033 - Thursday 27 October 2011 11:32

Get back here you mustly armed sumababitch...

Iheartfunny | 1

#3500279 - Thursday 27 October 2011 22:11

Maybe he said it because kissing her would be heavenly.

(see what I did there)

By McPwner | 0

#3497089 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:59

First. And Mother Theresa is a beautiful woman, so don't be ashamed.

By flockz | 19

#3497092 - Thursday 27 October 2011 5:59

i always wanted to know what fucking a zombie would be like.....

flockz | 19

#3497216 - Thursday 27 October 2011 6:07

eh, nevermind on second thought. it would always be trying to eat me. zombies do tend to do that.

docscientist | 9

#3497570 - Thursday 27 October 2011 7:14

Just find the ones with gums only and you're golden.

flockz | 19

#3497647 - Thursday 27 October 2011 7:32

but the only time they would give me head is when they wanted brain in return.

and i'm not down for that shit.

zombicidal | 11

#3498580 - Thursday 27 October 2011 14:08

ball gags are wonderful things flockz

docscientist | 9

#3498584 - Thursday 27 October 2011 14:10

It's about what they want until you get what you want. After that, well, it's getting late and they gotta go.

ikickgingers | 15

#3498668 - Thursday 27 October 2011 14:55

Mmm Necrophilia...

Iheartfunny | 1

#3500266 - Thursday 27 October 2011 22:09

Well flockz when I was young I wanted to know the same thing so I invested in a ball gag. Good times but after a while the smell gets really bad, and im not just talking about rotting flesh.