That's harsh...

Necrophelia, anyone?

Shot down

7 look at the OPs name

I wonder what made him not want to date her if she has an upside like that.

At least she was honest. Some friends lie and to make you feel better prompting you to horrendously embarrass yourself in front of your crush

With his attitude you can bet he's not getting any, so necrophilia is his only option, or overpriced STD infested prostitutes... Yea OP, move on. Or just fuck his brother.

With that attitude you can bet he's not getting any, so necrophilia is his only option, or overpriced STD infested prostitutes... Yea, just let that train pass you by OP a better one is coming along.

Mother Teresa was hot.

Buy a blue and white headdress and wear it in front of him...

45, neko means cat in Japanese, it has nothing to do with necrophelia

You deserved it!

94- obviously I didn't think her name was such because necrophilia, I just laughed at the fact that the two words seemed so close.

come the next day all badass!

Bring a gun and shoot his ass.

126, please leave the USA, you're making us look bad. In every FML.

I get that all of the time

Me too! Donny? I that you!?

Me too! Donny? I that you!?

No George, it's me, Herb.

How's your dog doing herb? :)

Get back here you mustly armed sumababitch...

Maybe he said it because kissing her would be heavenly. (see what I did there)

First. And Mother Theresa is a beautiful woman, so don't be ashamed.

i always wanted to know what fucking a zombie would be like.....

eh, nevermind on second thought. it would always be trying to eat me. zombies do tend to do that.

Just find the ones with gums only and you're golden.

but the only time they would give me head is when they wanted brain in return. and i'm not down for that shit.

ball gags are wonderful things flockz

It's about what they want until you get what you want. After that, well, it's getting late and they gotta go.

Mmm Necrophilia...

Well flockz when I was young I wanted to know the same thing so I invested in a ball gag. Good times but after a while the smell gets really bad, and im not just talking about rotting flesh.

What the hell is that even supposed to mean??!!

It means that the dude has some fucked up thoughts.

It means she's just a tad fugly

She's too sweet! Clearly he's clumsy with words. He probably meant her reincarnation, not her corpse.

hey, mother theresa's hot

He knows what that feels like to make out with a corpse? I think him not being interested is a good thing if that's the case....

I wonder if kissing Mother Teresa's corpse is different from kissing any other corpse...

Well it looks different, especially depending on how long it has been decomposing (I mean the other corpse we're comparing it to)

oh you don't know, where have you been. Corpse kissing has taken over planking and owling

I must have missed the new fad, there.

Lucky.

Lucky what? Specify what you are talking about dude.

When did he make out with a nun's dead corpse?

Boys can be terrible... Sorry OP. The only nice thing about him being direct (as harsh as it was) is you can move on easier!