Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML
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JassyJas
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Just explain unless shes with someone else already
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_Mazza_
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This sounds like one of those things that you can solve by picking up the phone and doing something about it.
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Starchild21
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Sucks for you dude, some girls just love to jump to conclusions. But atleast you got a sandwich!
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ILIEKGIRLS
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i know. I'd pick a sandwich over a girl any day.
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Mustardnight
| 3
But, i thought you lieked girls.
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nnero0
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mmmh, or a girl sandwich.. no wait..
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dspadres
| 0
Oh yeah? Posting your myspace page? You're a fucking loser. Grow up.
And OP, that really sucks but at least it's easily fixable.
And OP, that really sucks but at least it's easily fixable.
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Grndslmhttr3
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You're a faggot, rapid99. Fuck off with your MySpace and go blow someone in the Navy.
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Lady14_fml
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sooo, how about we NOT put down the Navy???? thats the only reason i responded to these comments....
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whataloadofbull
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pendatic, you're an idiot.
The first post-er, Star Child, put his myspace on his comment. Learn to read. please.
The first post-er, Star Child, put his myspace on his comment. Learn to read. please.
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gh3tt0cak3s
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sammich not sandwitch
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SCARYMUSIC
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all of you f*** off she meant like a mother step son relationship
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JassyJas
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Just explain unless shes with someone else already
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Randen_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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IAmzephyr
| 22
jeez if she's with someone else already, she probably didn't care all that much about OP in the first place
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jonnymohio
| 2
If your girlfriend gets that jealous over a note, be grateful. You dodged a bullet. She sounds like a potential wack job.
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tuboshu1986
| 0
don't listen to this either. your girlfriend who was jealous is really care about you. do something to get her heart back.
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polico_wolf
| 0
way to kill the joke
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andrewlmna
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win^
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CammyGal
| 26
If I didn't know Carissa was the step mom, I'd be angry too. It looked like an affair note. Hopefully OP explained the situation and got her back.
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amberbby69
| 6
#4: Agreed!
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chriswest54
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love ur personality; which i read in ur profile
ur kool
cheers :)
ur kool
cheers :)
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crissalove
| 22
It would be a lot easier to just like the comment and move on..
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_Mazza_
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This sounds like one of those things that you can solve by picking up the phone and doing something about it.
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sundayporch
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How come your girlfriend didn't know your father was getting married?
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cocacola999
| 27
Agreed. You'd think that she saw the name Carissa and thought: "Oh, that's his step mom.". This FML doesn't state whether OP still lives with his father, but it apparent that either a) his girlfriend is comfortable enough to visit his parents house while he's not home or b) Carissa and his father are comfortable enough to let themselves into OP's home while he's not there. Either way, it would be very weird if his girlfriend and Carissa haven't met. Or OP's girlfriend is a self-centered bitch who can't remember the simplest facts about his life. Or a paranoid pervert who actually thought his step mom was making a move.
FYL
FYL
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Viscount
| 0
Unless she's a terrible girlfriend and didn't bother to remember it.
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Totenglocke
| 0
Exactly. What kind of a person doesn't tell their boyfriend or girlfriend that their parents are getting remarried? If you bothered to TALK to her, she'd have known that you have a new stepmother named Carissa and wouldn't have assumed it was a girl you were cheating on her with.
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RawNipples
| 3
Remarried?
You seemed a little serious there. Please tell me you weren't.
You seemed a little serious there. Please tell me you weren't.
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xxBFMVAAMIWxx
| 18
They don't necessarily need to be remarried provided they're in a committed relationship
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me5
| 0
Some fmls are just lame...
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rooskieroo
| 0
um...call her and tell her the truth maybe?? and i do kind of agree with #4..maybe it's a good thing this happened. she should have called you and said something like.."you have a note from someone named carissa here..just to let you know...by the way who is carissa?"
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CrazyGirlfriend
| 21
please, its logical to think that the guy was cheating from it if he never mentioned her before. if he has mentioned her before then she is being a bad gf.
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tyrob911
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I say fuck that bitch. if she thinks u r cheating because of a note. i'd say dont call her to explain anything. get u another girl. she's gotta b the worst girlfriend in the world. it's sad that she doesn't know anything about trust
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RawNipples
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First, I agree with you about OP's girlfriend jumping suddenly to believing he was cheating on her. People shouldn't assume so much.
Second, your grammar sucks.
Third, there are worse girlfriends in the world. My friend's ex keyed his car. She drew a graphic and detailed penis splurting juices onto the driver side window. She even went as far as painting white raindrop forms.
Second, your grammar sucks.
Third, there are worse girlfriends in the world. My friend's ex keyed his car. She drew a graphic and detailed penis splurting juices onto the driver side window. She even went as far as painting white raindrop forms.
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rooskieroo
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yeah...i can agree with that.