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By shart up, your puns suck - / Sunday 1 June 2014 18:34 / United Kingdom - London
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  mageepaigeee44  |  15

Unclogging someone's toilet when you clog it isn't being a gentleman it's just being a decent human. I agree she should chill but he kinda sounds like a douche.

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  mageepaigeee44  |  15

No the shitting and clogging is understandable. I just thought the way the FML was worded sounded kinda douchey. He still didnt deserve her reaction.

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I agree with MageePaigeee. It's human nature, despite how bad it is. At least he fixed the problem. Hopefully she calmed down. As for the situation, F**k her bathroom...

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  TisAPenguin  |  16

There was absolutely nothing "douchey" about this FML. I'm sick of hearing about females who get mad at their men for masturbating or possibly masturbating. There's nothing wrong with it, and we do it too! And she's a liar if she says her shit has never smelled foul. You deserve a much better gf, OP.

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  WarriorBl00d  |  9

Then why don't you get you're boyfriend to leave a nice shit in you're toilet and for when you want to go, you don't have to go plunging before you can, it is very nice to do that.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

#94: So your whole point is that you're not impressed by someone cleaning up after themselves? And it took you three comments to say this? I think you should take a good look at yourself before you go calling the OP a douchebag.

By  AJlatour  |  9

better to be in that shitty situation than a sticky situation. yes all puns are meant so get over yourself.

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  AJlatour  |  9

does it look like I care what anyone's name is on this app. I don't know any of you nor do I care to know any of you. welcome to life no one gives a shit about your name on an app, by the way I'm a total moron.

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  AJlatour  |  9

I'm definitely not angry and no one on this site could make me angry. my life is great and FML is just an app I go on to so I can laugh at others mistakes. if you can't laugh at others or yourself then you have failed in life.

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  Miss_Whipped  |  40

Clearly we've got the 'laughing at others' part down. Now it's time for you to laugh at yourself. And it's okay #89, the burden of denial is something we all possess from time to time.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

#54: As I read your comment, I was preparing to rip into you for being an asshat. Ended up laughing out loud and upvoting you for calling yourself a total moron. Take what ye will from all of that.

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  AJlatour  |  9

this guy ^^ must be and internet tough guy. you are going to rip me a new one. please don't make me laugh. if my drill instructor in the service couldn't what makes you think you can. :-P Life is great and the more you hate my comments and try to fight or make me feel bad about what I say the better you make my day. if my comments cause you that much pain and misery my daily mission is complete and I will sleep great tonight no matter what you say or do. hahahahaha

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  AJlatour  |  9

I know what you said and I was responding the way I did for the simple fact that I didn't add the last part calling myself a moron. in my line of work reading comprehension is a big part of it. why would I call myself a moron in the first place. if you actually read my comments you would realize that I wouldn't do that. I see a lack of common sense in your life.

By  krundale  |  6

Because a gentleman drops a huge deuce in his girlfriend bathroom.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

#9: Where the fuck, dare I even ask, should he take a shit then, #9? Personally, I like to avoid leaving a huge shit in others' toilets by breaking it up into smaller pieces and scattering them throughout the house. Is that preferable to you?

By  EverestMelting  |  23

Congrats on the nice shit first of all. That's something to be proud of. Just for a tip, make sure you try and do that before you're with your girlfriend.

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