By spasticock - 19/08/2012 18:09 - Portugal - Barreiro

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 314
You deserved it 3 649

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Put it on YouTube so we can see!

How does that old saying go? Oh yeah - Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone else is laughing at you already, jackass. I may be paraphrasing.

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Put it on YouTube so we can see!

1- Don't worry, the video will find it's way to YouTube.

Seriously if anyone finds it I wanna see it.

Should be called a treant..

Yeah, you kind of asked for it.

And just how, pray tell did he ask for it?

2- yeah sure. "please tape this I want to look like a fool and tell FML about it, honey."

He asked for it because he was dumb to climb the tree.. That's what a ladder is for.. We aren't monkeys

I agree. Hahahaha. Make sure you know how to climb down

Why get a ladder when you can just climb the fucking tree?

Why get in the tree at all?

89 - To get rid of stray branches.

Only 36 TDs? That's all you got? I thought the simple minded could do better than that.

Just laugh it off, it really isn't that big of a deal.

Shoot them with arrows.

I HATE THAT STUPID JOKE! (no offense but it's really getting on my nerves)

Haha it's ok I hate it too. I actually had to mute my game when the guards would say it. It's like they didn't get the memo.

Atleast the nickname is cool? Sorry OP, it'll blow over soon.. Hopefully.

I would pay for archery lessons, then you could live up to your name :)

Oh please, DR. Benjamin Franklin "hawkeye" pierce of the 4077th M*A*S*H beats your stupid movie guy anyday

How does that old saying go? Oh yeah - Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone else is laughing at you already, jackass. I may be paraphrasing.

6- I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. It's what my daddy says, anyway.

Whenever I laugh at myself I start crying and then I get beat up.

Today, I received a cool nickname. FML Try looking at it lightly, hawkeye.

Better than spasticock, I think

Aww we all have our embarrassing moments but we all laugh about them later on!

Your wife is an idiot.

You would be an idiot not to.

"Hawkeye" is actually a pretty cool nickname. I'm assuming people aren't telling the story every time they call you that, so it seems like it'll work out in your favor.