Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 5/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Arrangements | 4

#3685880 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3685914 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

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By mcdaidjoel | 1

#3685878 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:35

Shitty deal.

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n_epic_fail | 14

#3685923 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:45

Holy shit.

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kbtoyz69 | 9

#3686012 - Monday 5 December 2011 9:06

hahaha grooooossss!!!! diareah! diareah!

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boofgall | 16

#3686045 - Monday 5 December 2011 9:29

Diarrhea, you mean. But why?

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jonan1212 | 5

#3686508 - Monday 5 December 2011 13:17

Holy shit stains, Batman!

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gojira666 | 7

#3686834 - Monday 5 December 2011 14:53

You shit on the outside of the bowl as well or.....

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kidtoronto | 5

#3687644 - Monday 5 December 2011 19:03

Dude, thats effing gross.

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CalCommando | 6

#3688430 - Monday 5 December 2011 23:18

It's ok OP, tomorrow we'll work on colors.

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kidtoronto | 5

#3688903 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:48

yo purple panda pride!

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AliCat18 | 12

#3694294 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:59

bit of a shit situation...

By Arrangements | 4

#3685880 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

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Meme1988 | 18

#3686171 - Monday 5 December 2011 11:09

True, you can easily get sick if its not clean!
I Mean.. You wrote a fml because you forgot the color?! not because you forgot to clean?!

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krisymisy | 0

#3788252 - Monday 26 December 2011 3:57

My thoughts exactly!

By leztg | 0

#3685883 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's just nasty.

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yumyumpoptart | 16

#3687460 - Monday 5 December 2011 17:57

*cleveland brown voice*

By abbytequiere | 9

#3685902 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:40

Let's just all get it out of our systems. Yes it's a shitty situation. Moving on now.

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jamalaska | 2

#3685966 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:54

Hi

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xSonic | 9

#3691300 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:43

Why are people thumbing all this down? Do they like unoriginal comments? Oh no, now I'm going to get buried ?

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3685914 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

By lajaynay | 15

#3685915 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

Nasty ass.

By onlychildFTW | 33

#3685920 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:44

You deserve it for not cleaning your toilet more. That's pretty gross if it got to the point of not being white anymore.

By BrianAlarcon | 0

#3685922 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:45

cochino

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drawmesunshine | 17

#3686920 - Monday 5 December 2011 15:42

Sucio.

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killak41 | 9

#3687516 - Monday 5 December 2011 18:14

Serio.

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alex6946 | 10

#3689836 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:50

Hola.

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stephanieeDawnx | 0

#3689871 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:56

Taco
^_^

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EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3690656 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:30

C-C-C-COMBO CACHÓN!!!

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babysittingfail | 0

#4639269 - Monday 2 July 2012 1:02

Ohhhhhh its Spanish!!!

By emsdashkova | 10

#3685927 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:45

that's disgusting. did it not smell?

By yeti0718 | 8

#3685929 - Monday 5 December 2011 8:46

Gross. Just gross. I hope you never have company over for goodness sakes.