that's sad.

Is this two FMLs in one? Nice job, OP!
and sorry about your tooth.

Dont say first unless its a dumb fml

What an elegant waste of first comment...
*sigh*
They're usually the best ones :(

learn to invest in beer bottle openers.

Aw.. I chipped a tooth once. My brother threw a scooter at my face...

lolllllll is he hot??? :P
srsly if he is tho then YDI ^_^

My brother?
He's very un-hot.
I didn't deserve it..
He threw the scooter at me cause I was mad
when he messed something of mine up :(

Wow, I hope your brother is younger then you.

Mm.. he's actually older by 15 months.

same, but i guess it's nothing to be proud of

I wish I had a basement.

you don't get out much, do you?

hahahha, you need a hug.

wish i had that time alone.

I chipped two teeth trying to crack a hard-shelled nut. I'd like to have a basement too.

That's why I drink my beer out of a can when I get drunk alone.