By Stella - 20/12/2009 03:30 - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 162
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Rebecca1993 0

Aw.. I chipped a tooth once. My brother threw a scooter at my face...

learn to invest in beer bottle openers.

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borabora1991 0

Is this two FMLs in one? Nice job, OP! and sorry about your tooth.

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Dont say first unless its a dumb fml

What an elegant waste of first comment... *sigh* They're usually the best ones :(

learn to invest in beer bottle openers.

Rebecca1993 0

Aw.. I chipped a tooth once. My brother threw a scooter at my face...

JustAReaderOfFml 4

lolllllll is he hot??? :P srsly if he is tho then YDI ^_^

Rebecca1993 0

My brother? He's very un-hot. I didn't deserve it.. He threw the scooter at me cause I was mad when he messed something of mine up :(

Wow, I hope your brother is younger then you.

Rebecca1993 0

Mm.. he's actually older by 15 months.

blland 0

same, but i guess it's nothing to be proud of

I wish I had a basement.

you don't get out much, do you?

jamie_leeann23 0

hahahha, you need a hug.

shockcrow 0

wish i had that time alone.

I chipped two teeth trying to crack a hard-shelled nut. I'd like to have a basement too.

That's why I drink my beer out of a can when I get drunk alone.