By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 520
You deserved it 58 901

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just post a pic if your hand.


InnocentLies 0

Go outside more often instead of using fb. ^_^

You know after reading this I think OP is proud of it despite the name.

agree gtf out side )

KristinaKreme 0

People are going to find out sooner or later ;/

too many of these fml's

I agree, this is so laaaame

MrBoredGuy 1

1 - i know right? why go through all the work making a Facebook and then the relationship and then coming here and posting an FML about it? if it was that disappointing why even do it?

lol yeah he's Kevin Drordy from the Facebook south park episode

64 it's actually kip drordy

what did u search. "hot chick"

f..ckin looser

anon2468 0

YDI I hope you know you can get in serious trouble for doing that shit nowadays

mimego 0


why? like honestly, why? nothing wrong with being single!

Yeah, but he's so desperate for a girlfriend that he made one up. And that's just sad.


this is awesome. he's pathetic now and cockblocking himself for later

I don't understand. If he actually took the time to find someone, he wouldn't have to do something as desperate as this in order to get attention.

LiLCarlson 3

There is nothing wrong with being single, really. More than that, it is much better than being in a relationship with someone who only makes you feel down. Also, there is no need to demonstrate that you are great by faking a gf, the guys won't think you are cool and the girls will think "So what?" and still not be interested. If you want to be cool, do something you can really be proud of!

just post a pic if your hand.

3 that's the biggest damn win I have ever seen... nice

epic win ., op epic fail

KristinaKreme 0

Agreed^ This dude wins

Pb25797051 0

i think he is too busy masterbating

i fucking agree

that is the biggest win ever

Angi95 3

XDDD bahahahah that's great

zeddeiram 0

3..... would you father my children?

That is a fucking epic win dude

People will eventually find out :(

KristinaKreme 0

Said the same thing ;P

KristinaKreme 0

He's going to become a laughingstock and be called "low-life you can't get a gf." We wouldn't want that, now would we :]

you're an idiot. this won't end well.

I Know right? Why even bother..single is good! It's gooooood (Bruce almighty) :)

KristinaKreme 0

WIN! :D I love how you brought Bruce almighty into this xD

mandypandypants 4

Ydi for being that desperate.

whippymcdumb4zs 0

I'm sorry I just have to ask... why do you insist on being such a bitch to every person that has something wrong in their life?

#6 i agree! there's one thing wrong in his life. he think's getting a gf will make him so much "cooler" and any way it was his choice to screw things up for himself.

this guy brought it on himself.LOL I'm defending 6.just made a nerd reference.FML.

DjSyke_909 0

Lol that just suxx ..

so why bother?? google makes finding people even easier than facebook

y bother that is so sad 

shsftbl61 0

What a loser...sorry OP but wow. Why didn't you just name her your favorite porn site while you're at it?