FML : Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's...

Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot, since he screamed in agony. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By UnluckyLatina / Friday 22 April 2016 03:30 / Canada - Montr?al

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By emi_alejandra | 23

#6586193 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:39

More like fhl tbh

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6586205 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:44

Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.

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By Zarcissa | 34

#6586192 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:39

A waste of good pie. Why can't you just eat it up?

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6586586 - Saturday 23 April 2016 5:07

Even though this is being thumbed down, I agree. I always heard of people using whipped cream or shaving cream in pie tins for throwing into people's faces, not ACTUAL pie. It's just a waste of a good pie and more difficult to clean off of shit.

Beeboopbeep | 9

#6587058 - Saturday 23 April 2016 23:34

You can still eat it

tin_cup | 27

#6589376 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:21

I love pie!!!!

By emi_alejandra | 23

#6586193 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:39

More like fhl tbh

stingray112 | 24

#6586296 - Friday 22 April 2016 18:50

Until coffee became more popular, beer was the common beverage of choice for breakfast in most of the U.S.

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6586313 - Friday 22 April 2016 19:19

What?

emi_alejandra | 23

#6586353 - Friday 22 April 2016 20:03

I'm not quite sure what you meant by that

CrassKal | 27

#6586404 - Friday 22 April 2016 21:13

33 - yes because the distilling process killing most bacteria making it safe to consume. Same with coffee and tea that require boiling water. But I don't see what context that info has here?

By lexos | 16

#6586194 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:39

Why would you do that?

By _aPerson_ | 14

#6586195 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:40

YDI. That's such a lame thing to do.

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6586587 - Saturday 23 April 2016 5:08

That's true. Also, how old are you OP? There's an age where this shit isn't funny anymore. If you're older than 13, you should stop doing shit like this. It's more likely to piss someone off than to make them laugh.

By sturschaedel | 27

#6586197 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:40

Oh, wow, that poor guy! I really hope this won't leave scars. Burn scars are the ones that heal ugliest, and in the middle of the face that is really bad. Way to ruin his birthday, OP!

By JustThatPerson | 20

#6586202 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:42

They were drunk, right? Were you the only one sober? WHY DID YOU LISTEN, AND DO IT TOO!??

Tripartita | 44

#6586204 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:43

"While /everyone/ was wasted"

BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#6586272 - Friday 22 April 2016 18:01

You sound like my wife when she's in a good mood.

By c0ffeeb3an | 15

#6586203 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:42

You burn your friend's face badly and you think YOUR life sucks?

Myeyesbleed | 15

#6586211 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:46

right?

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6586205 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:44

Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.

brittanywashere | 14

#6586988 - Saturday 23 April 2016 21:01

I see what you did there!

By ThuNDeY | 23

#6586208 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:44

Was it a peach pie? If so it wasn't worth it either way.

By thesmeagol | 22

#6586212 - Friday 22 April 2016 16:47

Who serves a pie that hot to begin with? on the other hand no one likes a dick so ydi buckaroo.

CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6586226 - Friday 22 April 2016 17:01

Most likely the pie was chillin' because it was just baked at 420 for about 40-50 minutes, only moments before OP decided to pie their friend.

thesmeagol | 22

#6586232 - Friday 22 April 2016 17:10

You let a pie cool before serving. Not out of the oven and dish it out.

CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6586270 - Friday 22 April 2016 18:01

My previous reply addresses both your comments. The pie was resting to cool down and OP took it before it had enough time to cool down from the 40-50 minute 420 hotbox.