By UnluckyLatina - 22/04/2016 03:30 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot, since he screamed in agony. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 635
You deserved it 12 173

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More like fhl tbh

Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.


A waste of good pie. Why can't you just eat it up?

Even though this is being thumbed down, I agree. I always heard of people using whipped cream or shaving cream in pie tins for throwing into people's faces, not ACTUAL pie. It's just a waste of a good pie and more difficult to clean off of shit.

This comment is made even better by the fact that your profile picture is Dean Winchester.

You can still eat it

I love pie!!!!

More like fhl tbh

Until coffee became more popular, beer was the common beverage of choice for breakfast in most of the U.S.

I'm not quite sure what you meant by that

33 - yes because the distilling process killing most bacteria making it safe to consume. Same with coffee and tea that require boiling water. But I don't see what context that info has here?

Why would you do that?

YDI. That's such a lame thing to do.

That's true. Also, how old are you OP? There's an age where this shit isn't funny anymore. If you're older than 13, you should stop doing shit like this. It's more likely to piss someone off than to make them laugh.

Oh, wow, that poor guy! I really hope this won't leave scars. Burn scars are the ones that heal ugliest, and in the middle of the face that is really bad. Way to ruin his birthday, OP!

They were drunk, right? Were you the only one sober? WHY DID YOU LISTEN, AND DO IT TOO!??

"While /everyone/ was wasted"

You sound like my wife when she's in a good mood.

You burn your friend's face badly and you think YOUR life sucks?

Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.

I see what you did there!

Was it a peach pie? If so it wasn't worth it either way.

Who serves a pie that hot to begin with? on the other hand no one likes a dick so ydi buckaroo.

Most likely the pie was chillin' because it was just baked at 420 for about 40-50 minutes, only moments before OP decided to pie their friend.

You let a pie cool before serving. Not out of the oven and dish it out.

My previous reply addresses both your comments. The pie was resting to cool down and OP took it before it had enough time to cool down from the 40-50 minute 420 hotbox.