Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 34781 I agree, your life sucks 34781 You deserved it 2104 You deserved it 2104 10 1 43 11 By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /
Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon,... I agree, your life sucks 25041 I agree, your life sucks 25041 You deserved it 2992 You deserved it 2992 55
Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML I agree, your life sucks 40472 I agree, your life sucks 40472 You deserved it 3100 You deserved it 3100 99
Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "ew". FML I agree, your life sucks 47633 I agree, your life sucks 47633 You deserved it 4582 You deserved it 4582 153
Today I was going to bed with my wife and she was giving all the signs that she wanted to get it on. I rolled to her side of the bed and made my move.... I agree, your life sucks 1223 I agree, your life sucks 1223 You deserved it 188 You deserved it 188 20
Today...I woke up only to find out that I had gotten so drunk the night before and taken home 3 guys. I don't know what happened but everything hurts.... I agree, your life sucks 337 I agree, your life sucks 337 You deserved it 705 You deserved it 705 11
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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