Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 34742 I agree, your life sucks 34742 You deserved it 2101 You deserved it 2101 9 1 41 10 By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't... I agree, your life sucks 63802 I agree, your life sucks 63802 You deserved it 6168 You deserved it 6168 170
Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended... I agree, your life sucks 26047 I agree, your life sucks 26047 You deserved it 16327 You deserved it 16327 300
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 25054 I agree, your life sucks 25054 You deserved it 2357 You deserved it 2357 154
Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically... I agree, your life sucks 1223 I agree, your life sucks 1223 You deserved it 80 You deserved it 80 14
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, and my mom threw a huge fit. She threw his cake across the room, punched his mom, and vowed to make me never... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
United Kingdom Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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