Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 34726 I agree, your life sucks 34726 You deserved it 2100 You deserved it 2100 9 1 41 10 By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /
Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally... I agree, your life sucks 11245 I agree, your life sucks 11245 You deserved it 35805 You deserved it 35805 175
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed... I agree, your life sucks 8687 I agree, your life sucks 8687 You deserved it 44407 You deserved it 44407 146
Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 23796 I agree, your life sucks 23796 You deserved it 2150 You deserved it 2150 59
Today my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because when he asked my fiancé for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts, he said no.... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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