FML : Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 5 September 2011 12:05 / Reserved

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By Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3240497 - Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Yay! Im not the only one!

By katiebearr10 | 0

#3240502 - Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

I farted after I read this xD

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By KunKaLunKa | 1

#3240495 - Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

that sucks first?

By Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3240497 - Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Yay! Im not the only one!

marinus_fml | 19

#3240548 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:02

Mildly disturbing!

katsteak | 0

#3240595 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:08

Dont worry about it OP. That is a sign of a healthy relationship. (:

imaberry95 | 0

#3240694 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:18

WINNING

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3240779 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:29

Im kidding guys...

XxKillerStormXx | 13

#3240872 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:46

Lol :)

Saltime | 0

#3240940 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:02

52, just because you admitted it in a moment of weakness, it doesn't mean you can take it back!

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3240957 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:06

-.-

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3241088 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:32

I giggled...

Glitterhinoceros | 14

#3241104 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:37

^ Same.

dmeloccaro | 5

#3241777 - Monday 5 September 2011 18:59

75, I was thinking the same exact thing. :D

theaws0m3guy | 4

#3242046 - Monday 5 September 2011 20:04

Lol don't lie 3, EVERYBODY knows that girls don't fart!

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3242212 - Monday 5 September 2011 21:30

Psh tell that to my umm...mom! Yah mom!

leadman1989 | 15

#3244968 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:40

At least you don't have some old creepy guy saying he wants to suck them out of your arse... O.o

azxn7 | 3

#3244970 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:40

Lol!! XD

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3248825 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:33

Funny random thread^^ xD

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3248869 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:41

Puerto rico!!!!!

JRokka850 | 6

#4063114 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:13

Girls don't fart they fluff!

isallwaysme | 27

#5170624 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:48

ur muscles are dope

By katiebearr10 | 0

#3240502 - Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

I farted after I read this xD

bball234 | 6

#3240707 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:19

on a wind chime?

RainbowzSkittlez | 6

#3240864 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:44

And did it ring??

auntiemomma | 0

#3241131 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:42

you're a girl.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3241258 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:51

89 very observant

hurrican_fml | 0

#3250202 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:58

Win!

jesernoob | 13

#3251012 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:33

I'm sure I'll pass gas in the near future as well :D

isallwaysme | 27

#5170628 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:50

you're an asshole

By Askzombie | 14

#3240505 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

Mad skillz there

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3240762 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:26

This man is a genius, we need to develop a science in his name, complete with equipment needed! He is making a breakthrough in today's technology and we must celebrate!

reallytho3 | 11

#3240769 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:27

Thts a whole new level of epik...

FarSide | 22

#3241071 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:29

I see new night club competitions forming in gay bars across the USA...

By hippityhopp | 2

#3240508 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

That is an fml how?

By ghashlycrumbs | 8

#3240512 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

I'm gonna be honest, that's something I haven't heard. Lol, he's a keeper.

ItsTheKing | 10

#3240967 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:07

Or stinker.

ShawnzieNstuff | 6

#3245758 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:39

Or bugger

By Bowser6622 | 5

#3240514 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

I find this an amazing achievement.

wordnerd42 | 0

#3240633 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:12

-achievement unlocked: Master Resonator-

shift_love | 13

#3242689 - Monday 5 September 2011 23:20

The powers of fluid dynamics and Bernoulli's principal. It's not surprise it worked

By Glitterhinoceros | 14

#3240516 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

Like a boss

By frodoman | 11

#3240519 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:01

Welcome to the windy city and the land of musical gas

By JustinThunder | 8

#3240522 - Monday 5 September 2011 16:01

The power of farts..

KaanTech | 0

#3241986 - Monday 5 September 2011 19:33

You have no idea what can a single fart can do !

False_Stupidity | 41

#3242457 - Monday 5 September 2011 22:55

You don't know the power of the fart side! *said in darth vader voice*

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