By Catois - 5/3/2010 05:17 - United States
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
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  ktbird  |  0

The trailing poop isn't the worst. The explosive diarrhea in a cage is the worst. I have helped clean cages literally lined floor to ceiling with shat. None on carpet at least... yet.

By  ktbird  |  0

moonfire isn't necessarily wrong. Yell at them if you catch them before, otherwise yelling when they finish should have the same effect. Don't wait too long after though or they won't understand what they're being punished for.