FML : Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now,...

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Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Catois - / Friday 5 March 2010 05:17 / United States

Animals

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By lookatstupid | 0

#916607 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Hurry, before it starts to smell....

By Anonnamus | 0

#916619 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

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By lookatstupid | 0

#916607 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Hurry, before it starts to smell....

trizzieb | 0

#917100 - Friday 5 March 2010 18:17

OP, YDI for owning a dog while living in Catois.

By ktbird | 0

#916609 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:10

Sorry OP, I've been there done that, and it's not fun.

daltonmarth | 4

#916620 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

sucks to be you.

ktbird | 0

#916635 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:16

The trailing poop isn't the worst. The explosive diarrhea in a cage is the worst. I have helped clean cages literally lined floor to ceiling with shat. None on carpet at least... yet.

By Anonnamus | 0

#916619 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

By pandorasnymph | 0

#916622 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:13

eeew.. go after the smell, watch ur step and thank god he didn t have diarrhea

assgas | 0

#3667064 - Thursday 1 December 2011 1:25

Can u shit up?!

By purpPie | 0

#916626 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:14

rolf nice fail

By fuckelijahslife | 0

#916633 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:15

:D haha, lollllllll!
I wanna see the dogs reaction when you screamed!

By ktbird | 0

#916640 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:17

moonfire isn't necessarily wrong. Yell at them if you catch them before, otherwise yelling when they finish should have the same effect. Don't wait too long after though or they won't understand what they're being punished for.