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  perdix  |  29

It's really funny when you bust out the Klondike bars for your lactose-intolerant friends and relatives. Those things are so crazy awesome, you get zombie-like obedience to your every wish until they get confined to the shitter with explosive diarrhea.

When that finally passes, you offer them another Klondike for some unquestioning servitude, and they go for it again! Hopefully, you can get all your tedious chores done before you run out of Klondike bars or your toilet shatters.