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s0m3guy2010
| 21
If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.
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cpucooler
| 4
Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?
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traedaria
| 14
That is....wow...nasty xD get new lotion and hide it from him
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Smooth like a baby's butt…
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
His balls must be as smooth as eggs
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habibiiiiiii
| 2
He better reimburse her!
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desoto96
| 9
Either her brother has a small john or, she had a big bottle of lotion.
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
27-you made me cackle
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
It's better than the Original Poster walking in on her brother using a donut to get off (FML reference). So, OP, look at the bright side, you can find a new expensive lotion and still enjoy donuts!
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cpucooler
| 4
Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?
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Srs_business
| 7
Probably a little sticky to.
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Fishinaddict22
| 1
"It rubs the lotion on its skin. Wait, what? No! Get your dick out of the bottle!"
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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mfischer
| 17
Silence of the Lambs reference. A mediocre one, but recognisable.
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alizzleschizzle
| 1
Hahaha. Always funny when someone ignorantly calls someone else out on something and ends up being wrong.
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KaeporaGaebora
| 4
He wasn't entirely wrong. The entire quote shouldn't gave been in quotations.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Wow I get the movie reference, the second part isn't in the movie though.
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Fishinaddict22
| 1
Yes, I was referring to the movie but I wasn't necessarily quoting it. I was more using the quotes as someone talking. Sorry for the confusion there guys, was just supposed to be funny.
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superrocket19
| 17
Lol nice 16
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chili10
| 18
Quotation marks aren't just for direct quotes, they could also be used for dialogue, which is obviously what he meant to do.
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klrindal
| 2
Get him to buy you a new bottle.
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MormonPornstar
| 7
And a new memory to replace the old one.
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kenbarbz72
| 0
And a brand new bottle opportunity after he suddenly runs out of the last one.
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Step 1: Put your Dick in the Bottle...
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YacL
| 15
Okay so maybe he could get it in there thanks to the lotion, but how the hell is he going to get it out?
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BulldogHoops
| 14
60- The same way...
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narnia_monster5
| 7
60: wait for his Willie to shrivel... if you know what I mean
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Inheritance
| 10
I'm curious to how old he is. If he's older and small he has a problem, now if he's young and small then well he has time to develop.
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mlmmt3
| 6
Indeed.. that was first thing I thought.... "If its small enough to fit in a lotion bottle... damn.. I feel sorry for him"
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timjones
| 8
But it doesn't say OP's age. A young person will have a tiny Tim instead of a russel the wonder muscle.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
I'm assuming he is younger because I'm hoping most older people wouldn't put it in a bottle.
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jubskant101
| 4
Or even if they tried to it wouldn't fit.
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daken96
| 21
Two words. Pencil dick.
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william8691
| 10
I'm assuming he's really young cause I've never seen a lotion bottle with a big enough hole to fit a penis in otherwise I'd do it too.... But thats just me...
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priceyfml
| 7
Your profile picture .... (>^(>0.0)>
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Axipiter
| 24
Your profile picture... -3. Haha sorry, couldn't resist. I REALLY hate the Habs. More than a Leafs fan.
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HiIAmKevin
| 8
Or get a girlfriend...
Warm and wet>>>
Warm and wet>>>
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bondgirl69
| 5
Are you sure it was lotion that you'v been using all this time?
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florido_fml
| 10
That must feel good
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Enslaved
| 36
I'm thinking there's more than just lotion in that bottle after he's done.
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mfischer
| 17
That was the gist of the FML, yes.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
That was the jizz of the FML. Yes
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Posthuman
| 26
He's trying to make you a skin ointment for your butt acne
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missababgaga
| 19
...Oh my gosh
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey more lotion for better motion I guess OP.
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ICastillo
| 24
Um sorry Joker.... The batman is cool though.