By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29-year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML
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That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD

Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.

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That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD

Better yet, keep a set of your own utensils!

Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.

And you certainly don't want to know what he's doing with your pens!

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Give all of those forks to him and get new ones!

lmao sorry thats so wrong but pretty funny.... boys really grow up... on the plus side youve slowly built up an immunity to poison ivy

Sometimes, it's just better not to know. SMH

What is the purpose of scratching poison ivy with forks?

That's so disgusting. I wouldn't allow him over my house anymore. I can't help but imagine scooping a mixture of dry skin and food into my mouth. My god, OP! I sympathize...

That's just... ew.. Your brother isn't the smartest. Maybe he's adopted?

Can't your throat close up from that, ingesting the oils from it and all that? I know it's bad to burn and inhale it but I think this would be dangerous too right?

What actual Fuck! He did it before?!? He should beaten excessively