FML : Today, I caught my 29-year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on...

Today, I caught my 29-year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 30 June 2017 02:00 /

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By holly_fly | 34

#7477627 - Friday 30 June 2017 2:01

That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7477643 - Friday 30 June 2017 3:46

Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.

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By holly_fly | 34

#7477627 - Friday 30 June 2017 2:01

That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD

Talented73 | 53

#7478030 - Friday 30 June 2017 20:49

Better yet, keep a set of your own utensils!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7477643 - Friday 30 June 2017 3:46

Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.

RichardPencil | 27

#7477777 - Friday 30 June 2017 11:47

And you certainly don't want to know what he's doing with your pens!

Talented73 | 53

#7478031 - Friday 30 June 2017 20:50

THEPENISMIGHTIERTHANTHESWORD.

By Exaspera | 53

#7477670 - Friday 30 June 2017 7:50

Give all of those forks to him and get new ones!

By sunshine1421 | 14

#7478005 - Friday 30 June 2017 20:06

lmao sorry thats so wrong but pretty funny.... boys really grow up... on the plus side youve slowly built up an immunity to poison ivy

By Talented73 | 53

#7478029 - Friday 30 June 2017 20:48

Sometimes, it's just better not to know. SMH

By Burle | 17

#7478226 - Saturday 1 July 2017 3:46

What is the purpose of scratching poison ivy with forks?

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7478241 - Saturday 1 July 2017 5:07

That's so disgusting. I wouldn't allow him over my house anymore. I can't help but imagine scooping a mixture of dry skin and food into my mouth. My god, OP! I sympathize...

By TheLostCauseFML | 40

#7478453 - Saturday 1 July 2017 14:52

That's just... ew.. Your brother isn't the smartest. Maybe he's adopted?

By pntgirl95 | 14

#7478965 - Sunday 2 July 2017 20:12

Can't your throat close up from that, ingesting the oils from it and all that? I know it's bad to burn and inhale it but I think this would be dangerous too right?

By Thereisnospork | 4

#7479147 - Monday 3 July 2017 6:35

What actual Fuck! He did it before?!? He should beaten excessively

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