Today, I caught my 29-year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML
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holly_fly
| 34
That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD
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Glowworm56
| 25
Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.
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holly_fly
| 34
That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD
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Talented73
| 53
Better yet, keep a set of your own utensils!
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Glowworm56
| 25
Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.
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RichardPencil
| 27
And you certainly don't want to know what he's doing with your pens!
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Talented73
| 53
THEPENISMIGHTIERTHANTHESWORD.
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Exaspera
| 53
Give all of those forks to him and get new ones!
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sunshine1421
| 14
lmao sorry thats so wrong but pretty funny.... boys really grow up... on the plus side youve slowly built up an immunity to poison ivy
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Talented73
| 53
Sometimes, it's just better not to know. SMH
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Burle
| 17
What is the purpose of scratching poison ivy with forks?
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INDYSTRUCTABLE
| 43
That's so disgusting. I wouldn't allow him over my house anymore. I can't help but imagine scooping a mixture of dry skin and food into my mouth. My god, OP! I sympathize...
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TheLostCauseFML
| 40
That's just... ew.. Your brother isn't the smartest. Maybe he's adopted?
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pntgirl95
| 14
Can't your throat close up from that, ingesting the oils from it and all that? I know it's bad to burn and inhale it but I think this would be dangerous too right?
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Thereisnospork
| 4
What actual Fuck! He did it before?!? He should beaten excessively