By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29-year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML
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holly_fly 34
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That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD

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Glowworm56 26
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Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.

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holly_fly 34
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That's so nasty. I'd wash every fork from now on... better yet, buy new and keep them in a safe place. XD

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Talented73 54
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Better yet, keep a set of your own utensils!

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Glowworm56 26
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Well, now you definitely know where NOT to get a fork to take to work to eat your pasta with.

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RichardPencil 30
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And you certainly don't want to know what he's doing with your pens!

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Talented73 54
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THEPENISMIGHTIERTHANTHESWORD.

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Exaspera 54
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Give all of those forks to him and get new ones!

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sunshine1421 14

lmao sorry thats so wrong but pretty funny.... boys really grow up... on the plus side youve slowly built up an immunity to poison ivy

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Talented73 54
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Sometimes, it's just better not to know. SMH

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Burle 17

What is the purpose of scratching poison ivy with forks?

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
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That's so disgusting. I wouldn't allow him over my house anymore. I can't help but imagine scooping a mixture of dry skin and food into my mouth. My god, OP! I sympathize...

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TheLostCauseFML 40

That's just... ew.. Your brother isn't the smartest. Maybe he's adopted?

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pntgirl95 14
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Can't your throat close up from that, ingesting the oils from it and all that? I know it's bad to burn and inhale it but I think this would be dangerous too right?

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Thereisnospork 4
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What actual Fuck! He did it before?!? He should beaten excessively

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