FML : Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

By Bad Dad / Monday 20 October 2014 03:48 / United States - Colorado Springs

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By karatekid97 | 17

#6094452 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

You've got to be kitten me.

By HappyItalian | 38

#6094457 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:10

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

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By karatekid97 | 17

#6094452 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

You've got to be kitten me.

Journiexo | 18

#6094498 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:38

Well you gotta admit, it was the purrfect plan..!

tony1891 | 22

#6094501 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:43

no need to get a cattitude about it.

Cryptical | 13

#6094553 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:36

It's a real catastrophy.

KittyLahv | 27

#6094777 - Monday 20 October 2014 19:19

Cat you guys think of any original puns? :p

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6094841 - Monday 20 October 2014 20:12

Cats out of the bag I guess...

XCanadianBloodX | 6

#6095369 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:48

You need to have a serious talk with him right meow

sadistmonkey | 19

#6095452 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:29

I'm really feline these puns.

badluckalex | 23

#6095525 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 11:34

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Curtis66 | 19

#6097476 - Thursday 23 October 2014 2:10

meow it's time to talk to him about drugs.

By feven | 32

#6094456 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:10

Did that work out for him?

CrAzYELF4 | 26

#6094510 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:57

I'm guessing no since OP caught him.

mif_fml | 27

#6094514 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:04

Of course not. Everyone knows you can't get high off of catnip. You have to use oregano.

lifesentence | 11

#6094515 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:04

YDI for not getting him the real thing

iLike2Teabag | 27

#6094519 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:06

Yea especially in a state where weed is legal...

DanielleinDC | 31

#6094558 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:37

Not if you're 15. I'm pretty sure that in states where marijuana is legal, you still have to be 18 (or is it 21?) to use it.

Dillyduzit | 23

#6094605 - Monday 20 October 2014 16:10

@31
It's 21! :)

sayyestothedress | 24

#6094958 - Monday 20 October 2014 22:20

#22 and while we're at it, why don't we buy alcohol and give it to toddlers! *she says in a sarcastic voice*

DanielleinDC | 31

#6095771 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 16:24

Thanks. I wasn't sure.

By HappyItalian | 38

#6094457 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:10

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6094570 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:48

*insert bad pun reply that will get downvoted here*

Ki11erC | 18

#6094592 - Monday 20 October 2014 16:04

Swear these "insert" lines get used more than the thing they are taking the piss of these days.

By Exhayle | 20

#6094461 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:12

Time for a little talk..

DJviper_fml | 5

#6096732 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 10:59

give him "the talk"

By Exhayle | 20

#6094470 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

What does that even mean?

Please, don't do that again.

By iamatoadkisser | 15

#6094471 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:14

Well I've heard that catnip pretty much makes cats high......... Who knows he might have a thing going there

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6094614 - Monday 20 October 2014 16:21

People can soak catnip in water for tea & it can be used to calm you down a little. It doesn't make you high though. It actually tastes pretty good.

scottyboy254 | 13

#6094679 - Monday 20 October 2014 17:53

it doesn't, trust me

jarrodleski | 2

#6095169 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 1:26

catnip does have some similar effects of marijuana but much milder. you can smoke or put on dip of catnip in and it will make you drowsy, that's it really.

By Smiley_70 | 22

#6094472 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:14

Time to buy him some dope for a dope. Just kidding a education is in need.

christina3466 | 17

#6094474 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:14

*an

By Marie54321 | 19

#6094476 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:15

Only pussies use catnip

killerdana | 19

#6094955 - Monday 20 October 2014 22:19

Like me! Oooh! A shoestring!

By LennyComa | 39

#6094477 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:15

Your Son is a moron.

By Chente_313 | 15

#6094482 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:17

He has to be catful with what he does.

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