Today, I caught a ride with a coworker in their brand new mercedes.... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 22:00

Today, I caught a ride with a coworker in their brand new mercedes. They spent the drive passionately talking about how it made them a better driver and all the people that say otherwise are idiots. After running three stop signs and nearly sideswiped a mini-van I decided to walk the last mile. FML

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MannyWasHere 12

Sunday 24 March 2019 22:31

Can’t even imagine how they drove their last car...

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 25 March 2019 1:34

It takes a lot of skill to “nearly” side-swipe a minivan and blowing through stop signs makes for a smoother ride. You sound like an ad for Mercedes.

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MannyWasHere 12

Sunday 24 March 2019 22:31

Can’t even imagine how they drove their last car...

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 25 March 2019 1:34

It takes a lot of skill to “nearly” side-swipe a minivan and blowing through stop signs makes for a smoother ride. You sound like an ad for Mercedes.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 25 March 2019 6:50

That probably is them being a better driver. In the U.K. if you see someone in an expensive German made car then by default they are expected to drive like an idiot.

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Monday 25 March 2019 19:08

Probably a B or a C class driver, they always think they’re hot s*** even though they drive the bargain-basement Benz.

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Wednesday 27 March 2019 20:39

You got IN the car... enough said.

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Wednesday 27 March 2019 20:40

You got In the car...enough said.

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