What would the British OP do with that?

*throws a quarteT.* To add a lot of suspense to this whole performance in a crescendo. Plus it's universal unlike quarters! Fixed.

I might need some help to throw this red phone booth. Untill then fish and chips will suffice

18 - You should ask 12 for his secret. I'm impressed that an entire quartet was able to be thrown! I'm barely strong enough to throw a tantrum :3

There isn't much of a secret.... He's Pleo. Oddly enough this excuse works for many commenters

Throws a tardis (probably spelled that wrong.)

Pleonasm, I see u on every fml post o_O

it's funny because there's like a while page of FML posts before this one where I haven't commented!

Erm we drink waaaay more regular tea than Earl Grey tea! Oh, and custard creams will do fine, thanks.

*Throws Marmite* :)

*Also throws Monster Munch and Cadburry Creme Eggs.* You should feel honored, OP. Those are sine if favorite British foods, and I'm greedy.

*some

Its the Boston tea party all over again

Earl Grey? All about Yorkshire Tea or Tetley in England!!

*throws donuts*

*throws jammy dodger*

I SAID CUSTARD CREAMS!!! (please)

Monster munch and Cadbury cream eggs? You are aware the companies that invented and made them aren't British? And how random that you think of those.

It's actually mesmerized, but you tried

s/z are both correct depending on where you come from.

I should've assumed that. Well, I've learned something today, so thanks!

It's 'Mesmerized' :)

It was the hips and OP's look of despair that drew the sharks in

Yea you've really got to sell it, OP. If you want that money you're gonna have to scream and pretend to drop things ad stuff, and don't be afraid to feign perilous situations and bodily harm. Break a leg!

It wasn't good enough for them to part with some change

Sounds like you have some serious experience, #9

#11, I'll lend you my sunglasses.

*at least