Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing...

By oops - 9/2/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

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By xsydbabyx | 0

#53428 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:00

Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.

By FML_x2 | 0

#114125 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:09

Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too?

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By xXxRandiexXx | 0

#816 - Monday 9 February 2009 9:47

thats just horrible

22cute | 17

#4069175 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:53

The TALK is definitely worse.

By TryToBeKind | 0

#827 - Monday 9 February 2009 14:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

DriDri_fml | 0

#1010700 - Saturday 29 May 2010 1:43

seven year old?? what the fuck! the kids balls haven't even dropped! that shit's not okkey!? and giving tips to the kid, definately not okkey!

Justforlolz | 13

#1039872 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 3:22

#42- Epic Win!!! I LOLed so hard when I read that. I agree though. He's not old enough to have his Whack-A-Thon yet.

lizamaphone | 6

#2453118 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:36

fail, 42. kids start doing it when they're pretty little... and they just know it feels good, they don't know what it means.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3510861 - Sunday 30 October 2011 2:10

I started feeling down there when I was 6 because I knew it felt kind of nice

PoeSlayer | 0

#3655946 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:25

Seriously it's normal and healthy for kids to do that. Ask any proffessional. Know your stuff next time.

By Haelous | 0

#837 - Monday 9 February 2009 18:00

Deserved. Always lock the door. If you don't have a lock, buy one!

By relief_fml | 0

#1112 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 22:20

LOL fornication. p.s. are you from USM?

By lexbabes13 | 0

#1332 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 17:42

wtf

By thewelshmetal | 0

#2724 - Monday 16 February 2009 20:32

Should of showed her what your little swimmers looked like.

By littlepirate_fml | 0

#9258 - Saturday 28 February 2009 14:38

Poor you....

cmonbru | 0

#1331997 - Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:43

loool ur so ugly

lwd305 | 0

#1742067 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:34

49, your such a queer.

By abbottizer | 0

#10822 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LissaMccracken | 23

#5791111 - Saturday 14 December 2013 1:11

Everyone does it, and if you say you don't, you're lying

brommwpryl | 9

#6385904 - Wednesday 19 August 2015 19:58

Even... babies!?

Spacecatsattack | 5

#6565176 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 3:33

Maaaaybe I'm going out on a limb here, buuut I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm. If so, well played.

By RPM_fml | 0

#17988 - Friday 6 March 2009 13:53

Joe?

By RacinJason | 0

#18513 - Friday 6 March 2009 21:38

Ryan?

I bet this chick is Canadians, i hear they are all compulsive masterbators.