Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Walk in and say "you may like it but I do not"
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wlddog
| 14
Perhaps moaning in your own room is a little much. Or some other way to compete with him is in order.
If those don't shut him up, buy a stereo and blast his out.
If those don't shut him up, buy a stereo and blast his out.
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samasara
| 20
or just leave for a while instead of sitting there and listening to it.
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ZombieSnoopy
| 9
that or the next time he asks if he likes it just scream "no"
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
Well does he like it or not?
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
There was a lady who used to get off in the library bathroom...you could hear her say "who's a dirty little whore? You like that?"
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DrShrug
| 3
Yeah, I wouldn't walk in there to say shit.
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heythere131630
| 9
You live with Golem???
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igive
| 29
"does we likes it?"
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zombieslayer83
| 19
LOL! #19
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bwzwally8
| 15
My precious
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lilhellian
| 26
22 If you like his comment then thumb it..
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ICastillo
| 24
Whoa...lilhellian who are you telling him to give a thumbing?
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lilhellian
| 26
Sorry, I don't even know why I posted that one. Just have'nt been myself lately. Sorry all. Sorry 22.
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Pleonasm
| 34
I'm sorry, I just can't help it.
It's gollum, not golem.
I only correct it because if I read your post as is, all I can think of are giant stone creatures, or the pokemon
It's gollum, not golem.
I only correct it because if I read your post as is, all I can think of are giant stone creatures, or the pokemon
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Living with Golem (pokemon) would be awesome! Free bodyguard.... but masses of broken furniture too I suppose.
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poccocurantes
| 7
I was wondering how Judaism fit into the post.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Well, if you're living with Golem, at least you'll know that it's time to ... Rollout.
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MorganBrown
| 8
This made me laugh uncontrollably lol
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Anybody wana trade for my graveler then trade the golem back to me? I hate this stupid trade evolution!
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Baybiiie
| 11
Epic!!!
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wuffman
| 10
Dafuq?
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GothickNihilist
| 15
I wish people would stop using that phrase. It is completely moronic and overused.
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cgchamp89
| 7
No kidding... dafuq
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xDropsOfJupiterx
| 8
You set yourself up to be thumbed down.
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that1guyyy
| 12
Well did he like it?
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nycwrestler
| 17
I would hope so
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OhzTP
| 7
Otherwise things could get a little strange...
Guy 1: "Do you like that"?
Guy 1: "No! Rape! Get our hand off our dick!
Guy 1: "Do you like that"?
Guy 1: "No! Rape! Get our hand off our dick!
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RavenLovesViolin
| 7
my precious.....
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howdeedoo
| 22
Wait, that's not normal?
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U_GotitDude
| 18
I also do that...
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JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
102 do you lick your fingers afterwards aswell? (Referring to his profile pic)
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aileen15
| 15
time to get a new roommate ASAP!
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zombieslayer83
| 19
who's that clapping?
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poccocurantes
| 7
The sound of one hand.
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zombieslayer83
| 19
fap fap fap
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diceplaya
| 12
Oh cum on! What a jerk..
He didnt ask you if you liked it?
How inconsiderate
He didnt ask you if you liked it?
How inconsiderate
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Wishez
| 12
That was actually one of the worst puns I have ever heard
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That was a pun?
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theslimshadylp
| 6
Is he calling himself a dirty whore?
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challan
| 19
I believe he's asking, who's your Daddy.
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challan
| 19
I'm kind of wondering if he'll ask himself for the money shot.
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dcats
| 13
Challan, you seem fluent in bedroom language. *_^
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theslimshadylp
| 6
I'm your daddy.
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kaoszombie
| 6
"You like that, don't you, bitch?"
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ICastillo
| 24
Damn if you can hear him literally masturbating, that guy goes freaking hard.
The scary thing is he answers himself. I would recommend locking your doors at night
The scary thing is he answers himself. I would recommend locking your doors at night
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aileen15
| 15
agreed ^
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BlowinChronic
| 18
^ there is a button for that.
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SailorSTFU
| 15
Not to sure that locking the door is enough. That's kind of freaky.
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aileen15
| 15
well I don't wanna use the button thanks for informing me about it :)
"You like that? HUH? DO YA?"
"NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!"
That would be awkward.