By smellymcgee - 25/06/2016 17:21 - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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fhksuaifk 16
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If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month

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smokeduck115 23
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at least he left a present

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Haggis300 25
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At least he left**

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cheyluvsturtles 30
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would you want shit for a present? really.that is disgusting. and something an animal would do.

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peckerbeak22 14
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I did NOT mean to upvote this

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IrishJohn 3

Leave it on his doorstep

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WCARlover 34
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I have to wonder what went down to cause someone to leave like that. I wish to know the backstory

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fhksuaifk 16
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If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own

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Madrias 36
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Leaving the shit-bag a shit bag. Not the worst plan I've heard.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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I believe that sending human waste through the mail is illegal.

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SpyroMello 29
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#27 They're suggesting leaving it on the doorstep not mailing it to them.

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month

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fmltilltomorrow 12
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That's a nice parting gift he left!

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
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I believe the correct statement was, It's a nice gift, that he left.* Oh, the gift WASN'T him leaving? My mistake ;)

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Dilexar 26
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Find his new address, put the turd in a paper bag, set it on fire and leave it on his doorstep.

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AlexOrban 17
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I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation ;) (hope the smell goes away)

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Rozay333 36
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Idk why people enjoy playing pranks with their own shit like wtf is wrong with you?

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