FML : Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was...

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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You deserved it

By smellymcgee / Saturday 25 June 2016 17:21 / United States - Farmington

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By fhksuaifk | 16

#6636640 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:04

If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own

By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6636646 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:21

Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month

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By smokeduck115 | 21

#6636633 - Sunday 26 June 2016 06:56

at least he left a present

Haggis300 | 25

#6636643 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:15

At least he left**

cheyluvsturtles | 28

#6636676 - Sunday 26 June 2016 08:35

would you want shit for a present? really.that is disgusting. and something an animal would do.

xDrakeNinja | 12

#6636820 - Sunday 26 June 2016 04:57

*facepalm*

peckerbeak22 | 14

#6637288 - Monday 27 June 2016 03:58

I did NOT mean to upvote this

By IrishJohn | 3

#6636634 - Sunday 26 June 2016 06:58

Leave it on his doorstep

By WCARlover | 34

#6636635 - Sunday 26 June 2016 06:58

I have to wonder what went down to cause someone to leave like that. I wish to know the backstory

By 19foxy81 | 8

#6636636 - Sunday 26 June 2016 06:59

What a dick

By fhksuaifk | 16

#6636640 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:04

If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own

Madrias | 34

#6636742 - Sunday 26 June 2016 01:04

Leaving the shit-bag a shit bag. Not the worst plan I've heard.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6637316 - Monday 27 June 2016 04:39

I believe that sending human waste through the mail is illegal.

SpyroMello | 27

#6637327 - Monday 27 June 2016 04:50

#27 They're suggesting leaving it on the doorstep not mailing it to them.

By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6636646 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:21

Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month

SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6636658 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:51

I hate that game.

By fmltilltomorrow | 12

#6636648 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:28

That's a nice parting gift he left!

Ellamare | 22

#6636673 - Sunday 26 June 2016 08:26

I believe the correct statement was, It's a nice gift, that he left.* Oh, the gift WASN'T him leaving? My mistake ;)

By Dilexar | 26

#6636652 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:44

Find his new address, put the turd in a paper bag, set it on fire and leave it on his doorstep.

By AlexOrban | 16

#6636656 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:49

I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation ;) (hope the smell goes away)

By Rozay333 | 28

#6636657 - Sunday 26 June 2016 07:51

Idk why people enjoy playing pranks with their own shit like wtf is wrong with you?

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