By smellymcgee - 25/06/2016 17:21 - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 387
You deserved it 777

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If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own

Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month

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at least he left a present

At least he left**

would you want shit for a present? really.that is disgusting. and something an animal would do.

I did NOT mean to upvote this

Leave it on his doorstep

I have to wonder what went down to cause someone to leave like that. I wish to know the backstory

If he left a new address leave it on his step + a gift of your own

Leaving the shit-bag a shit bag. Not the worst plan I've heard.

I believe that sending human waste through the mail is illegal.

#27 They're suggesting leaving it on the doorstep not mailing it to them.

Although horrible at least you found it right away. You could be playing find that smell for the next month

That's a nice parting gift he left!

I believe the correct statement was, It's a nice gift, that he left.* Oh, the gift WASN'T him leaving? My mistake ;)

Find his new address, put the turd in a paper bag, set it on fire and leave it on his doorstep.

I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation ;) (hope the smell goes away)

Idk why people enjoy playing pranks with their own shit like wtf is wrong with you?