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By whyyy - / Monday 21 November 2011 23:26 / United States
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That sounds less like "midlife crisis" and more like "I'm preparing for WW3." at least you can be reassured his ass won't be the first one down for the count...

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I think he has the right idea. The outside world is a scary place. You have to interact with other players, grind experience, and level professions.

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If he buys a Ford Taurus, then you'll know he's given up on all his dreams. THEN it's time to worry.

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My dad's mid-life crisis was to: shave his head, get a tattoo, and listen to old-time rock & roll. In fact, he's been like that for over a couple months now. Not as psychotic as this guy, but still.

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57- I agree bro kinda. The rock part is good but rock and roll is more Elvis type and I'm into nirvana and metallica and guns n roses and those types of bands

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106 - you should make an FML. 113 - I'm more of melodic death metal/Viking metal and old school metal like you, but still, gotta appreciate some good ol' fashion rock n roll, because that's where it all started!

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no it isnt, its all just a conspiracy to make you think that its a lunatics world. but its really a normal world... yes i was sent by the government to trick you into thinking that this is a regular world when it is actually a lunatics world. or am i?

Ull be thanking him when santas trying to break into UR house down the chimmney to eat UR cookies and drink UR milk

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You could put the effort into capitalizing "UR" but you couldn't be bothered to add the y and o? It's two more letters, it won't take up much time I assure you.

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Yes it is. Even though we knew what you MEANT. Besides, no one wants to keep Santa out. We leave milk and cookies, he leaves presents. Fucking good deal.

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Just about the only test FML is, is a test of my faith in humanity, which thanks to morons like you, is constantly ebbing away. Now shut your whining hole and start spelling like a sane human being, and not like someone who hasn't gotten his ass out of diapers yet. Idiot.

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If I wanted UR:) opinion i would have asked you but, until then shut up and mind "UR" own business

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Btw I can spell any way I want it's not school and it's not work.. This isn't a serious site it's meant to joke around but thanks to dumb asses like you your killing this site and the hole purpose of it

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If you want people to mind their own business and keep their "opinions" to themselves, get the fuck off this site. Edit: nice job spelling whole. You really made your point about knowing how to spell.

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I couldn't edit my comment. I read yours wrong. You weren't making a point. You just really can't spell. Whoops.

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can't we all just get along??? .... and exile the dumbasses to DocBastard's secret lab in the Himalayas? You know, I heard he needed victi-- ehh i mean contributors to the future of humanity.

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Speaking of which, why are there all these illuminati and conspiracy FMLs lately? Oh and in case you still think it's BS, look up something called Bohemian Grove.

That is much, much worse than a typical mid-life crisis, which generally is just a new car and a haircut...

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