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  spekledworf  |  18

Those guys tend to be idiots. Last fall a dumbass teenage neighbor of mine broke into my house through the bathroom window when I was home. His excuse: "I was just cutting through your yard"

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

This is true. OP, I don't know if you realise how lucky you are. You could've been seriously hurt. Most burglars prefer to avoid violence but a cornered rat is likely to do anything to escape.

By  ladyLALAA  |  28

Call the police, throw something at them! Poor OP, I hope you didn't lose too much/didn't get ransacked. I've had my house broken into it sucks, and windows are expensive to replace!

  Calyx_fml  |  21

Bad idea. There is no need to turn a mon-violent situation violent just to protect some replaceable stuff. Nothing is that valuable. Just remember what he looked like and call the cops.

  Torva_fml  |  16

And then you wake up, and find out the burglar was actually trying to save you from the.... Umm.... One fish that was crawling around your genitals, by hitting it with fruit... And err.... Was checking your temperature rectally after you collapsed on the floor, because he was concerned about your safety!!

Yay! I lightened up this dark, weird... Sadistic thread with a perfectly logical explanation.