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He was actually just watching the house for you. Ge was worried someone would try to break in while you were gone. Ha!

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Those guys tend to be idiots. Last fall a dumbass teenage neighbor of mine broke into my house through the bathroom window when I was home. His excuse: "I was just cutting through your yard"

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This is true. OP, I don't know if you realise how lucky you are. You could've been seriously hurt. Most burglars prefer to avoid violence but a cornered rat is likely to do anything to escape.

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Bad idea. There is no need to turn a mon-violent situation violent just to protect some replaceable stuff. Nothing is that valuable. Just remember what he looked like and call the cops.

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Lol read my comments lol. Santa Claus just came by to collect some things that needed fixing x3 he'll be back in oh next year x3

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Then sarcastically sodomize you with a fruit or vegetable they found in your fridge while reciting Scripture in a nasally high-pitched voice.... Too much?

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I do that every time I break into a house. Just trying to be a good Samaritan and help fill in those holes in the drywall, you know?

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