Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22
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should have asked her to come help you..
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jasminea
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show her how tired she really is (;
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abes22
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should have asked her to come help you..
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Iamnotmyself
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-1 With her mouth, preferabley.
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iamyourmum
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Dude wtf? Girlfriends are not 24/7 in sex mood and you can't expect them to bed you whenever you want them to.
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StoryOfTheYear
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7- I prefer feet, actually
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Iamnotmyself
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-19 I don't know about that, but I know for sure Boners prefers hairy armpit.
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genesisnirvana
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9-if she's been at home all day just laying around, then she has to have some energy somewhere.you are somewhat right though
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unfortunate_13
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you just ask it like that? maybe you could start by getting her in the mood, the rest will follow.
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DropDead77
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World doesn't revolve around you OP..
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deadroad
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He should of asked her to suck it.
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stro88
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That's why you don't ask. As the marines say seize the day.
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EnEl_Infierno
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Still drunk n trolling lol n op u should of told her bit*h what do think i keep u around for, Jk. I'm bored, But I agree, op your life sucks.
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alliewillie
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Wahhh, my girlfriend wouldnt have sex with me when I wanted. My life is truly f*cked.
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je_suis_fml
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52- yes cause 'rape' is such a great idea, asshole.
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ILoveEmoes
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45 - THANK you!
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shannonreneee
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Do some of her favorite foreplay and she'll be putty in your hands.
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RaiEllati
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lol neither are guys, but if I see my gf tired/horny after a long day then I enjoy making her feel relaxed/happy. she dint have to have sex but she coulda tried a little harder then that >_
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mitri_fml
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Pussy is good.Pussy is great.But there is always the option.To masturbate.
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IndiRae
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Just give her a good rape! I don't think it counts when they're your girlfriend. Or at least it shouldn't...
Well that was the most fucked up thing to have ever crawled out of my mouth.
Well that was the most fucked up thing to have ever crawled out of my mouth.
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Brittaneyyy
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honestly some of the responses to this fml are ridiculous she sat on her ass all day and stop assuming guys only want sex 24/7 he asked her nicely since it's something couples typically do and no girls turn lesbian because either their all about womens rights and super dikes or like some of my friends they just prefer more vagina because they don't have enough of their own. men have needs and so do women if she needs something I bet he'd do it for her
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iluvboobies
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Maybe she also ordered some pizza when you weren't home, OP?
If you know what I mean.
Bow-chika-wow-wow!
If you know what I mean.
Bow-chika-wow-wow!
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Ashelizabethh
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154 is completely right. seriously he had a hard day came home tired? she lied around all day? that doesn't seem right. and in no way shape or form did he seem like he was being rude when he asked her to make love.
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adropofpeace
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See the problem here is you asked. You're supposed to do like you do with parents: just tell her what's going down and she won't remember she even had the option to say no.
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carmy25
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Actually the fact that she was tired "if" she was watching tv all day is explainable. Electronic objects give off a low Hum that triggers tiredness or exhaustion after long periods of contact. However that being explained all one has to do is remove themselves from the the area in order to feel more awake (Aka OP get her off the couch and start playing with her, promise that it will wrk :) ) but all in all she should have bein more open to helping u out.
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jenni1234
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Hell yeah my bf can be sooo annoying!!
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ChassyRose
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I like that someone finally said that guys: at least the ones I know- don't realize that the best way to get a girl to do that is to SHOW her you wanna make love (and no- i don't mean just whip out your dick and say "here") Maybe its just me- but being straight up asked is just a turn off =/
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DoggyDoggWorld
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Damn, that's sucks. Sorry bro, it happens.
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WOGBRO
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Thumbs up if you read the comments more than the FML's
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eminemchick
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well, he wishes it sucked
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CHAMiLLiTARY_fml
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Fleshlight ftw!
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jasminea
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show her how tired she really is (;
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Ldesu
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When you do get an opportunity, fuck her harder to teach her a lesson.
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jagrad
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Worst fml I've ever seen...
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DoggyDoggWorld
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Worst comment I've seen...
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Iamnotmyself
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Worst case of idiocy I've ever seen.
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imustbeinsane
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Worst profile I've ever seen...
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NomadicFlo
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Worst jacket I've ever seen... (It says "VIAGRA")
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commietaco
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worst case of herpes I have ever seen ( guy with a really bad case of herpes)
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fatraptorjesus13
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c-c-c-combo breaker
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unfortunate_13
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worst combo breaker i've ever seen (really bad combo breaker)
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commietaco
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wait...this might be the only fml he has ever seen. he only has 1 comment
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wishfulmidget
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which also happens to be the worst comment...ive ever seen
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EvilPotato
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worst haircut I ever seen (because ya know his hair is all stuff...)
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Jays7
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worst name I've ever seen. (Sorry buddy, had to keep it going)
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number0
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Worst attempt to keep it going I've seen.
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lalagurl11
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Ya some people post stupid ones and they get approved
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EmilyJoSmyth
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Worst smile I've ever seen.
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IndiRae
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Worst ghost I've ever seen (it's not very intimidating)
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Iamnotmyself
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Worst piece if shit I've ever had the pleasure of reading.
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rainbo955
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worst chain of comments I've ever seen.
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Soloman212
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/thread
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DKParth13
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I like turtles!!
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Spoonz
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that made me lol so hard!!
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ichikibobivopula
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Worst turtles I've ever seen
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baseball6917
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worst president I've ever seen
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baseball6917
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worst president I've ever seen
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codyfranta
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Worst president I've never seen.
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Lanceeden
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FART
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Roze1123
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Well... Shes useful .__.
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Yodaevil
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I know! Really? Why do you have her around? Sits on ass all day, does nothing AND doesn't put out?!? To the curb hornyman! And kick her there quick!
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ChassyRose
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You two are horrible.... a woman does NOT need to do that to show she's "worth" it.
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asherah14
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137- I love your profile pic!
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ColdplaySucks
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239, the woman should also spend her time doing something productive.
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brianna1494
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Ever thought she's just having a day off and doesn't need to do anything?
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nonelikeworms
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lol, grab a quick wank
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elmousey
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I know. Frank needs to tell his girl they're in California, not UK.
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agoth
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they could be English people living in the uk
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agoth
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i mean California lol
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josebeto1
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Nothing anybody can really say here. FYL OP.
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AliceIsCurious
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She's probably tired from doing herself all day. Understandable. I do the same.
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tj4234
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she's probably tired from doing the postman all day.
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stuart169
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Lol
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RedPillSucks
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The postman only cums once.
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Jesus_Christ69
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Hah! I see what you did there xD
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ThreeSheetsGone
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Then there's the milkman, the UPS driver, FedEx guy, a/c repairman, the plumber, and the guy who cuts the grass.
If I was slangin' ass like that, I'd be tired too.
If I was slangin' ass like that, I'd be tired too.
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nanxi
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I lol'd.
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Marillier
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lol Take matters into your own hands...
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hypuuurness
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Lmfao
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elmogoezRAWR
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*ba dum tss*
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light_up_the_sky
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Literally