FML : Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched...

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Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:12 / Canada

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By 24788 | 5

#156092 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

By vampirate | 0

#156102 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

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By 24788 | 5

#156092 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

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franman666 | 0

#3853703 - Monday 9 January 2012 3:58

I used to eat shrooms too, then I took an arrow to the knee.

By collar50 | 0

#156099 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

At least you know you're not a vampire.

By vampirate | 0

#156102 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

By smilebabyy | 0

#156106 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

LMAO.

By vxjazz | 0

#156108 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:29

When was the last time you looked in a mirror? Were you so surprised to see your reflection?

By hk_fml | 9

#156109 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:29

how do you not realize that it was your reflection? How many times have you looked in the window of your own house and looked at your reflection?

By kk_fml | 0

#156113 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:29

hahaha. if you are actually a man, grow some balls. if you are a woman, the story is way more hilarious.

By Singularity_fml | 0

#156121 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:32

Do you not know what you look like?

By bored719 | 0

#156122 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:33

Are you black?

By marycjones | 0

#156126 - Thursday 30 April 2009 9:35

Are you schizo?

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