Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

I used to eat shrooms too, then I took an arrow to the knee.

At least you know you're not a vampire.

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

LMAO.

When was the last time you looked in a mirror? Were you so surprised to see your reflection?

how do you not realize that it was your reflection? How many times have you looked in the window of your own house and looked at your reflection?

hahaha. if you are actually a man, grow some balls. if you are a woman, the story is way more hilarious.

Do you not know what you look like?

Are you black?

Are you schizo?