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By Anonymous - / Saturday 5 May 2012 16:28 / United States - Belleville
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By  Mossadchick  |  5

Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..

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Whipped cream? Haha. Thats probably not whipped cream...

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It couldve been anything. Youre right 77, no man would prolly lick his own off a girl...but who said it was a mans 'whipped cream'. I was simply implying that it could have ben something other than whipped cream...say melted icecream for example ? So back off.

By  theevilduchess  |  12

YDI, If you support him and y'all ain't even together. I don't know which one of y'all needs to get slapped more

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  theevilduchess  |  12

Sorry I misread. I thought she meant she was supporting her ex. But regardless, I have no sympathy. I know it's bad... But I can't help it.

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  theevilduchess  |  12

51- :D you made me giggle.

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  theevilduchess  |  12

all right. let's handle this in one quick comment! 56- I have a list going in my head. But do you really care enough for me to type it all out? BC I gotta tell ya, I'm not that witty. 66- I'm Adam West, bitch! I like you. You're good people 68-Yes... yes I'm a bad ass. But unfortunately my name comes from a book I used to read to my godkids when they were little. don't tell anyone. 70- I know. I'm horrible. but at least I spelled it "y'all' instead of "yall". I should be shot for not saying a different form of "you all"... but really who has the time?

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  theevilduchess  |  12

109- That's bc when I decide to be a raging ass-hat I do it right. I was kinda hoping to see if I could get to 200... but then someone started thumbing up. But it's ok. This FML is old now... I'm sure I'll find another FML about a simpering girl and her meany of a boyfriend again soon.

By  Mossadchick  |  5

Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..

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  Jakesterk96  |  8

How about we all just calm the fuck down.

By  kayla_ann0o  |  9

Shoulda just went back to work.

By  perdix  |  29

First mistake: supporting a "musician" boyfriend. Did they at least have a camera rolling? He obviously doesn't have the talent to make it in music, at least he might make a few bucks in Internet porn.

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