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well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.
You deserve someone who's willing to give back as much as they take. Someone who puts in the same amount of effort as you do, in a relationship.
Based on the "now ex-boyfriend" part, I think OP realized they can do better too
Who cares about jo? OP needs that money!
77 - Like with most cooking, the prep work involved would probably kill the mood.
I feel sorry for the poor cream being whipped...
Was he basing it on THE Joe, who has a wife and three kids and works in a button factory..?
ha! i didnt know anybody else knew that song!
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Show it anywayI'm pretty sure that the 'ex' part only came into being as a result of this experience. Sorry OP :(
She was with him when she supported him...now neither of the above are true. Edit: okay multiple people beat me to it...
I think you need to get slapped. She is writing her FML in a way that it shows that the FML moment happened some time ago. Now he IS the ex.
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Show it anywayWell, bless your heart then.
51- Wheres your list of reasons?
I meant 28 *facepalm*
Someone should also you for using "y'all" two sentences in a row.
all right. let's handle this in one quick comment! 56- I have a list going in my head. But do you really care enough for me to type it all out? BC I gotta tell ya, I'm not that witty. 66- I'm Adam West, bitch! I like you. You're good people 68-Yes... yes I'm a bad ass. But unfortunately my name comes from a book I used to read to my godkids when they were little. don't tell anyone. 70- I know. I'm horrible. but at least I spelled it "y'all' instead of "yall". I should be shot for not saying a different form of "you all"... but really who has the time?
Y'all best stay outta Duchess' way, she's distant royalty.
Ever heard of a good sumaritan? And yes I know I butchered the spelling but artists have spell check for that so I'm fine.
Whoops disregard that please... I misread the fml...
74, you do realise that you've written "bless you're heart" instead of "bless your heart" on your profile?
This is the most amount of dislikes I've seen on a comment
109- That's bc when I decide to be a raging ass-hat I do it right. I was kinda hoping to see if I could get to 200... but then someone started thumbing up. But it's ok. This FML is old now... I'm sure I'll find another FML about a simpering girl and her meany of a boyfriend again soon.
66- You did :D
you're an idiot.
They WERE together, before she caught him doing this, when she saw that they were through.
Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..
Nah, step-sister is pissed too. Something about too much texting during sex.
Those two deserve each other. Get out and get on with your life.
I, for one, wanna hear more about the step-sister. And the whipped cream.
Sell your step-sister into slavery to support his music.
NO!
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well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.
Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..