By miley098 - United Kingdom
  Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
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  22cute  |  17

People need to grow up & come to terms with their own sexuality. You should NOT be so awkward about sex that you lock your own kid out in the cold. If you think this is justifyable AT ALL you need to see a shrink! You have a serious psycho-sexual malfunction.


I dont know about anyone else, but I wouldnt want to be in the house when my parents are having sex. Its not something I want to hear. In any case, they shouldnt have locked you out in the cold. Just fake sick the next day and blow off classes. Blame it on them.

  elmousey  |  5

I agree 26, you have to be fucking crazy to want privacy whilst having sex. I mean we should all just have sex in front of our kids and everyone else for that matter.

Don't even get me started on people who lock doors, especially for petty things like safety and preventing theft.

  Savra_fml  |  17

Hello! Was wondering when the fuckwit with the poinless comment for this FML was going to show up, and welcome. Feel free to browse the normal, appropriate comments by the way. Bye!