FML : Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out...

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Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 August 2015 16:18 / Denmark - K?ge

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By Droneman | 17

#6395303 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:02

*slow clap*

By beeferjay | 34

#6395330 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:10

in soviet russia, milk drinks you

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By Droneman | 17

#6395303 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:02

*slow clap*

By nesteremily | 31

#6395313 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:05

Someone needs to go back to 3rd grade science.

By may14th | 26

#6395327 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:09

Men.

By abhi95 | 31

#6395329 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:09

Well shit.. That generally works..

By beeferjay | 34

#6395330 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:10

in soviet russia, milk drinks you

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MRSwick2525 | 23

#6395531 - Friday 28 August 2015 12:22

Wow, just WOW to that comment.

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beeferjay | 34

#6396510 - Saturday 29 August 2015 16:42

it reminded me of that show where the aliens drank sour milk

By shemademedoit | 20

#6395331 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:10

I'm sorry........ WHAT!?

By LastResort318 | 14

#6395336 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:11

I would have just thrown the milk out, bought new milk so you wouldn't know.

By xxNIGHTxx_fml | 17

#6395346 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:14

He's a keeper!

By simmybaby_ | 13

#6395361 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:25

Yep and you said I do.

By yaaaymomstatus88 | 15

#6395375 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:34

the walk of shame of...oh gee whiz! lol

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