Love: Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/09/2014 21:08 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:23

at least she wasn't cheating

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:21

Good luck with that.

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WildJubeJube 16

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:21

Good luck with that.

urdirtyolduncle 15

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:43

A man's measured by the type of beer he drinks.

Murkyy 15

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:45

Should of told him "Then stop drinking it." Give him the attitude he deserves.

niallo 23

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Sunday 7 September 2014 6:15

Doesn't matter if the beer is crap if you don't have any. His dad should at least have offered him one of his beers. FYL

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Sunday 7 September 2014 11:44

I think you're confused. Re-read the post.

niallo 23

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Sunday 7 September 2014 14:28

Not confused at all. The dad had no beer. Don't complain when you're swiping someone else's. When that someone else catches you, ie the OP, offer at least to get that person one of their own beers.

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Sunday 7 September 2014 15:50

36 you seem lost and confused.

niallo 23

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Sunday 7 September 2014 16:50

Lol. I guess so. I think it's time for me to leave this be and go reorient myself.

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

Maybe it's time for that talk...

DonkeyTeeth2013 22

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

Parents are wonderful sometimes.

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:23

at least she wasn't cheating

Dreamsorrow93 24

Sunday 7 September 2014 5:24

Time to change the locks.

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:29

At least he wasnt with your wife

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:31

Go home dad, you're drunk

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:31

dad's don't deserve crappy beer...

MissStephanie 10

Sunday 7 September 2014 10:41

Crappy dads don't deserve beer

xxrogerthatxx 19

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Sunday 7 September 2014 15:38

Crappy beers for crappy dads. At least in this fml

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:34

Why was he there, and where was your wife?

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Sunday 7 September 2014 5:42

Maybe she went to the grocery store to replace her husband's shitty beer?

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