By Anonymous - New Zealand - Auckland
Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML
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  niallo  |  23

Not confused at all. The dad had no beer. Don't complain when you're swiping someone else's. When that someone else catches you, ie the OP, offer at least to get that person one of their own beers.