FML : Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was....

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Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 September 2014 21:08 / New Zealand - Auckland

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By Murkyy | 15

#6058809 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

YDI for having crap beer

By dezire43 | 7

#6058818 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:23

at least she wasn't cheating

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By WildJubeJube | 16

#6058805 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:21

Good luck with that.

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urdirtyolduncle | 15

#6058854 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:43

A man's measured by the type of beer he drinks.

By Murkyy | 15

#6058809 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Rinat_fml | 26

#6058857 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:45

Should of told him "Then stop drinking it." Give him the attitude he deserves.

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niallo | 23

#6058877 - Sunday 7 September 2014 6:15

Doesn't matter if the beer is crap if you don't have any. His dad should at least have offered him one of his beers. FYL

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Rinat_fml | 26

#6059016 - Sunday 7 September 2014 11:44

I think you're confused. Re-read the post.

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niallo | 23

#6059105 - Sunday 7 September 2014 14:28

Not confused at all. The dad had no beer. Don't complain when you're swiping someone else's. When that someone else catches you, ie the OP, offer at least to get that person one of their own beers.

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vairyhagina | 11

#6059143 - Sunday 7 September 2014 15:50

36 you seem lost and confused.

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niallo | 23

#6059182 - Sunday 7 September 2014 16:50

Lol. I guess so. I think it's time for me to leave this be and go reorient myself.

By andyeatsworld | 10

#6058810 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

Maybe it's time for that talk...

By DonkeyTeeth2013 | 22

#6058811 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:22

Parents are wonderful sometimes.

By dezire43 | 7

#6058818 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:23

at least she wasn't cheating

By Dreamsorrow93 | 24

#6058819 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:24

Time to change the locks.

By maxisjawesome | 9

#6058828 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:29

At least he wasnt with your wife

By CB_LAZ3 | 11

#6058832 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:31

Go home dad, you're drunk

By vikky538 | 28

#6058835 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:31

dad's don't deserve crappy beer...

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MissStephanie | 10

#6059000 - Sunday 7 September 2014 10:41

Crappy dads don't deserve beer

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xxrogerthatxx | 19

#6059137 - Sunday 7 September 2014 15:38

Crappy beers for crappy dads. At least in this fml

By AFaye3964 | 17

#6058842 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:34

Why was he there, and where was your wife?

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Enslaved | 36

#6058851 - Sunday 7 September 2014 5:42

Maybe she went to the grocery store to replace her husband's shitty beer?

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