By Anonymous - United States - Fairfield
Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#14, looks like you foiled their caper! The mysterious "chem trails" are lacy black thongs dropped randomly to cause trouble and dissension among the populace. People at war with each other are in no way able to unify in rebellion against the government.

You must have some of that contraband tin in your hat :)

  \  |  28

Hey, a man's gotta experience life on the other side now and again.

By  CedarWood  |  1

Eekk I hope they weren't still in bed when you walked in so sorry op :( what an ass

  xStaciexLynnx  |  15

It also says OP got INTO the bed so unless this happened...
Hello hunny. Hello random woman. If you don't mind, I'm just going to squeeze into bed here and... and... WHAT IS THIS?! A THONG?!
...then I think she was alone.