By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 123 371
You deserved it 5 358

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DeeJayD 0

I think you should take him to court for assault. That'd show him.

breaksprinter_ 0

You should take that guy to court, especially if that is your house, and not your girlfriend's. And I hope you broke up with her from that because if she obviously can't keep it in her pants while you're not around, she is not worth having.

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DeeJayD 0

I think you should take him to court for assault. That'd show him.

Sportey 9

Not really if he was unaware of his GF still having a relation.

glockjaw 0

Wow you better eff that guy up if you want to have any self-respect left.

breaksprinter_ 0

You should take that guy to court, especially if that is your house, and not your girlfriend's. And I hope you broke up with her from that because if she obviously can't keep it in her pants while you're not around, she is not worth having.

killer6969 16

Well she can't really keep it in it her pants cause she got nothing there.....

I'm guessing the only woman 103 has seen naked is a Barbie doll

Anonymus101 4

yeah get him jailed for that, show your now EX that being a cheating ***** never will pay off.

At least you know your stuff was safe. That is messed up though.

TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Okay. 1. Take the guy to court for ambushing you in your own house, when he wasn't supposed to be there. 2. Dump the girl and don't let her even try to explain.

bioclock 0

While I'm not for suing the pants off of people at every turn, you could take him to court for assault, assuming that your girlfriend's (hopefully now ex-girlfriend) name isn't on the lease. There's the possibility that he didn't know she was cheating, so I'd find that out first, but damn, that's a low blow.

Punch him back with a lawsuit. Then punt your girlfriend out the door.

123sploosh 0
madskittlesftw 5

You're the cheating ***** aren't you.

Look at her profile picture. I wouldn't be surprised if it is her 0.0