Today, I came down with diarrhea thanks to a particularly low-class restaurant. My dad has been making constant stupid puns like "pretty shitty state you're in" and "this day and age, you just don't expect this crap". I'm at the point where I want to gouge his eyes out with a goddamn spoon. FML
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laurenlovesjb
| 20
I was recently on a 2-week Europe tour with my Rotary Exchange District and got food poisoning the first day. Our trip chaperone kept making pregnancy jokes at me the whole time on our way to the doctor's. I know your pain. Also, we practically lived on a bus...
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feelingold
| 18
Does OP's dad post comments on FML? That material sounds mighty familiar!
And yes I know this is a #1 post hijack but let's be honest, you were bored by the time you got to the word 'rotary'....
And yes I know this is a #1 post hijack but let's be honest, you were bored by the time you got to the word 'rotary'....
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Hey it's one of my beliebers!
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
The title is epic, and as for the ending, all I can think of is the Tick, "Spooooonnnnn!!!..."
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mutantproudish
| 16
Wow, that sucks. Where'd you eat?
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jerryj
| 27
Good thing I had my shovel in my hand already. Who wants to join in the burying?
EDIT: Good save #2 with editing the comment.
EDIT: Good save #2 with editing the comment.
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chickenfeet223
| 11
Little mean don't you think ?
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domking1315
| 20
Makes me wonder what the original comment was
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Pingvinai
| 37
But...what was the comment?
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jerryj
| 27
The original comment contained an unspeakable word that numbers 8, 15 and 17 used below.
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9echo
| 17
Somebody dodged a bullet there.
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mutantproudish
| 16
I know my original comment was terrible, so glad I changed it.
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FrenchMixer
| 9
Ton pere est donc un gros encule
Voila la conclusion que j'en tire salope :D hahaaa
Voila la conclusion que j'en tire salope :D hahaaa
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AustinDenton
| 22
Your dad is awesome.
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
if OP's dad was on FML, he would get downvoted.
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Respect101
| 17
I would give him thumbs up, he is just attempting to make light of a bad situation. As long as others were laughing with him and not him by himself.
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Fmlsea
| 28
well obviously he was going overboard since it drove op to the point of wanting to hurt him.so im guessing the only one getting a laugh was the dad.
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thesinginguy
| 18
That's shit luck you have there.
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JustinKirby
| 20
Make a complaint to the restaurant that their food made you sick, hopefully they don't just try to give you a new meal free ending you up in the same situation.
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norpedo
| 16
What a shitty father
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hulopro
| 16
yep I found it.
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Godsofdracos
| 15
Careful, op might gouge your eyes out.
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edward80
| 18
It seems the situation was so much pun to your dad
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Bloink
| 25
the shit-uation?
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95DeVille
| 13
He is just doing it for shits and giggles.
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whatever202
| 11
Sounds like you're plunged into a pile of shit. Too bad your dad is overflowing with crappy puns.
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efettes
| 19
Much like yourself..
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Earths_Venus
| 25
*Peter Griffin Voice* Faeces.
And yes I know this is a #1 post hijack but let's be honest, you were bored by the time you got to the word 'rotary'....