FML : Today, I came down with diarrhea thanks to a particularly low-class restaurant. My dad has been making constant stupid puns like "pretty shitty state you're...

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Today, I came down with diarrhea thanks to a particularly low-class restaurant. My dad has been making constant stupid puns like "pretty shitty state you're in" and "this day and age, you just don't expect this crap". I'm at the point where I want to gouge his eyes out with a goddamn spoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuckmuppet - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 17:04 / United Kingdom - Oxford

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By laurenlovesjb | 20

#5957999 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:14

I was recently on a 2-week Europe tour with my Rotary Exchange District and got food poisoning the first day. Our trip chaperone kept making pregnancy jokes at me the whole time on our way to the doctor's. I know your pain. Also, we practically lived on a bus...

By feelingold | 18

#5958132 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:35

Does OP's dad post comments on FML? That material sounds mighty familiar! And yes I know this is a #1 post hijack but let's be honest, you were bored by the time you got to the word 'rotary'....

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By laurenlovesjb | 20

#5957999 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:14

feelingold | 18

#5958132 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:35

Does OP's dad post comments on FML? That material sounds mighty familiar! And yes I know this is a #1 post hijack but let's be honest, you were bored by the time you got to the word 'rotary'....

J3R3MYY | 14

#5958250 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 03:31

Hey it's one of my beliebers!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5958365 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 05:48

The title is epic, and as for the ending, all I can think of is the Tick, "Spooooonnnnn!!!..."

By mutantproudish | 16

#5958001 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:15

Wow, that sucks. Where'd you eat?

jerryj | 27

#5958007 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:16

Good thing I had my shovel in my hand already. Who wants to join in the burying? EDIT: Good save #2 with editing the comment.

chickenfeet223 | 11

#5958312 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:52

Little mean don't you think ?

domking1315 | 20

#5958319 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 05:01

Makes me wonder what the original comment was

Pingvinai | 37

#5958330 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 05:09

But...what was the comment?

jerryj | 27

#5958366 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 05:48

The original comment contained an unspeakable word that numbers 8, 15 and 17 used below.

9echo | 17

#5958698 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 04:03

Somebody dodged a bullet there.

mutantproudish | 16

#5960420 - Friday 30 May 2014 07:46

I know my original comment was terrible, so glad I changed it.

By FrenchMixer | 9

#5958002 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:15

Ton pere est donc un gros encule Voila la conclusion que j'en tire salope :D hahaaa

By AustinDenton | 19

#5958003 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:15

Your dad is awesome.

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5958180 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 01:36

if OP's dad was on FML, he would get downvoted.

Respect101 | 17

#5958353 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 05:32

I would give him thumbs up, he is just attempting to make light of a bad situation. As long as others were laughing with him and not him by himself.

Fmlsea | 26

#5958441 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 08:16

well obviously he was going overboard since it drove op to the point of wanting to hurt him.so im guessing the only one getting a laugh was the dad.

By thesinginguy | 18

#5958014 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:16

That's shit luck you have there.

By JustinKirby | 20

#5958022 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:18

Make a complaint to the restaurant that their food made you sick, hopefully they don't just try to give you a new meal free ending you up in the same situation.