By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset

Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML
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well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

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Ask her how much they were

It's his mom! That's just weird.

Tit is pretty weird

Chill out Colby, asking about the price is not THAT weird...

59- It's still pretty weird if you ask me.

OP is a guy, so the price is probably irrelevant to him..

They're about $6000 lol depending where you go

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

I fully support breast implants on the back because it's harder to break your fall if you fall backwards.

That's what butt implants are for. I mean why else would anybody get them?

that just means you hit your head

Well you can always go back!

Yea, while OP is studying abroad, his dad can get back to studying a broad, namely OP's mom.

But if he goes back he may come home again to his dad getting butt implants. Probably best OP just stays where he is.

Butt at least he wont catch himself staring at those

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

big boobs, im lovin em

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That's disgusting. Why would he cop a feel on his own mom?

That's disgusting...

Ewww. Just ewww.

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading that...

what the fuck is wrong with you, #6?

Your sick then. Do remember she is your mother...

I sometimes look at my mum's chest, and my nan's, just so I know what to look forward to. (obviously they're wearing clothes).

You're* and you're a little quick to judge OP as sick. He never said he was attracted to his mom. That's not exactly a small change to get used to

Incest inbound? heh.

Or more like shocked? Maybe? I would act the same way if all of a sudden my mother had giant boobs.

Those belong to Big Poppa buddy. You had your fun already.

Thanks for the mammaries.

Even though they weren't so great