By frustrated - 17/5/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4am. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
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  tacojauns  |  45

Fun theory: As you know the first 2 rules of Fight Club are "don't take about fight club", but since everyone talks about fight club the first 2 rules are set in place to let members know that their going to be breaking the rules.

  Enslaved  |  36

OP probably just called the cops but wanted to remain anonymous. If the couple are fighting each other I'm sure they'd lash out at the OP for getting into their "business".

Didn't you watch the movie "Neighbors"?