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At least you care about your parents; this will serve you well until you have to decide which one has the hotter new girlfriend/boyfriend.

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You're a cockblocker, OP...now your dad isn't going to get any from your mom for the next week or so. Do you know what it's like to not go a week without sex? You should be ashamed of yourself...

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Yeah a week I wish that's all I had to go through without sex, just a week! Try 3 months. My boyfriend is in bootcamp so I'm lucked out for 3 months it sucks!

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you're an idiot for being with ur bf get out now while you can or live in misery and lonliness while he's fucking other girls sideways in the arse

At least you care about your parents; this will serve you well until you have to decide which one has the hotter new girlfriend/boyfriend.

Haha, that's quite funny. I'm sure your mum'll get over it, especially if your dad's able to think quickly and come up with a plan. Also, she'll either be used to it by now, or she'll forgive him for forgetting once.

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As I already stated, she'd be used to it after 28 years. However, if it were so important to her, she'd have made sure he'd remember after the first year.

get him to set the date on his phone so it will remind him cheating? maybe but hey, then no one gets hurt also, doesn't that mean the mom forgot as well?

dam there's no way out of that one. lol. reminds me of a dude sittin by a beautiful chick and he's gettin like major constipated and has to fart but he has a choice either let it out slowly and risk it all coming out and make her notice. or silent but deadly and blame it on her. OR hold it in and pray your stomach don't explode. lol

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And just be like the other 95% of children, unloving and totally indifferent to their parents' feelings.

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Ah, well, I'm not up to anything, but I guess I shouldn't make up statistics! I mean, 73% of them are fabricated.

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If you really did submit this FML then why does your profile say "Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted"

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