Today, I called my auto insurance company to try to get some discounts and lower my rate. I ended up adding $30 to my monthly payment. FML
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xximikeixx
| 8
Should've switched to geico and saved 15%
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XCrazyMofo2010X
| 17
Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time
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xximikeixx
| 8
Should've switched to geico and saved 15%
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annie_nk
| 22
Plot twist. His insurance company is Geico!
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Plot twist: stop with the plot twists!
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MrSassypants
| 32
#17, if you want to stop plot twists joke, you shouldn't make them. That's like replying to "that's a shitty situation" with "that's a shitty joke."
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JosephMoore77
| 8
#21, He wasnt making the joke, he was mocking him
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Fuaaad1994
| 31
That sure did twist the plot pretty darn well.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Mr sassy pants I was mocking the plot twist that has become increasingly popular on this site. People try way too hard with them now. It's on every FML I read.
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Wizardo
| 33
Plot twist: these jokes are overrated and shit, stop.
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euphoricness
| 28
Plot twist: I have to poop
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hickdog
| 6
Wouldn't that be a plop twist?
I know, I know. couldn't help it.
I know, I know. couldn't help it.
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| 28
You just never know when jokes go out of style in the FML world. FML is an enigma.
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LinkandSaria
| 10
Plot twist: My phone is at half battery.
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TheWildRover1
| 12
Plot twist: Shut the f*** up and don't try so hard to be funny!
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Plot twist: His insurance is State Farm and Jake persuaded him at 3am...
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slayertack
| 19
How did you Manage to do that?
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StompinOnCrayons
| 15
Getting coerced into purchasing branded t-shirts, keyrings, mousemats and the deed to someone's soul..
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tomwantssnow
| 14
Insurance agents are sneaky bastards
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SammyS2012
| 21
jokes on you 26- the deed to one unlucky soul was automatically included in my car insurance premium. free of charge!
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HJKM_fml
| 19
Probably added on some "much needed" benefits. Insurance companies can be tricky like that. OP next time, don't be afraid to say no and hang up.
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coried91
| 28
I think you did it wrong...
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XCrazyMofo2010X
| 17
Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time
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chevygirl23
| 17
I'm very curious to what OP said to even get in that predicament.
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kimblie
| 15
pure skill right there..
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
Damn sales men!
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annie_nk
| 22
Save money by spending more! Insurance logic.
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AwkwardHaole808
| 16
"If you act now we can give you some more great coverage for the low price of $30.00 more a month!"
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LostApplePie
| 1
Why was the car embarrassed? Because it had gas!
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JD1147
| 26
Ahh lame jokes... I always liked
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"No."
Bahahaha... What a pisser
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"No."
Bahahaha... What a pisser
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LinkandSaria
| 10
You two are the reason I like this site...
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zoegirl_455
| 30
They tricked you! Next time get out a calculator and pretend to calculate everything they offer you. It'll freak them out and show them you won't be fooled again!
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JosephMoore77
| 8
Yes because they can see the calculator over the phone
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zoegirl_455
| 30
That's why you say "hold on a sec I gotta punch this into my calculator" problem solved
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Edumcg
| 24
I bet that pretending part will end up with OP writing "boobs" on his calculator.