FML : Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number...

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Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:38 / United States

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By fthku | 13

#2223716 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:23

Why don't you check again, and how can you make such a long story out of it?
Hmm...

"Jerry Lee? hi! what's up!"
"Oh, you got the wrong number"
"Sorry.."
"Jerry Lee? heyy!"
"You g-"
"You would like, so not believe it, I like totally called a person who I thought was you, but wasn't you, it was like, totally the wrong number. Funny how sometimes we can type in the wrong numbers and get to different people huh?? isn't it AMAZING how these days you can just click a machine and be in contact with someone miles away?!"

Tsk tsk tsk. I hate people who jump from one subject to another. Shame on you!
Of course, this is probably not what happened. I still wonder how you can make a long story out of calling the wrong number, though.

By nlr | 9

#2223649 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:02

do you not check the numbers? compare them idiot!

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By SoAsToSpeak | 0

#2223643 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:01

wow that's telling of your intellience

Amanda_Cait | 0

#2223681 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:09

That's telling of yours..you can't even spell intelligence.

muchagente | 5

#2223705 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:20

orthography is dumb man's intelligence

kyleinsane | 0

#2223738 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:28

jajjajajajajjaa

AwesumIndianGurl | 0

#2223840 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:52

#10 Ahaha, WIN (: You Go Girl..Haha xD

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2223882 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:59

OP isn't stupid just absent minded:p That's kinda cute that she let you tell a "long story" before informing you that you'd called the wrong number again xD

mayoral26 | 0

#2223982 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:27

Just think how long the story will be once you finally get the number right !! lol

queefhunter | 0

#2224166 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:59

I thought I perceived what we were trying to accomplish here.

Codezlol | 21

#2224197 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:03

What do you mean "long story"? How long does it take to tell someone "Hey I just tried you a minute ago and got the wrong number"

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224293 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:21

lol win ^^

Lucidium | 0

#2225018 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:32

There's a difference between spelling skills and typing skills...10 you suck.

Kenik | 6

#2225098 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:49

#10 All he did was forget the G in intelligence? That's not as bad as some peoples spelling on here.

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2225729 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:50

That would be "people's"...

Amanda_Cait | 0

#2226101 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:38

^^ Another spelling win.

Kenik | 6

#2226321 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:13

Ok fine you got me ^.^ yay for me only being 15 and still not knowing proper English. =D

Kenik | 6

#2227361 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:58

Sorry Amanda_Cait but on your about thing I notice it says "I'm kindof a big deal." and we have spelling issues...

hitfaceonbrick | 0

#2228953 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:22

ffs.

No_LoveMM | 3

#2234977 - Thursday 24 March 2011 14:53

Today, some idiot called me and claimed it was wrong number...She then called me again the remind me she called the wrong number. FML

By nlr | 9

#2223649 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:02

do you not check the numbers? compare them idiot!

nisaa | 0

#2223700 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:19

lol!

aussie_gemini | 5

#2223709 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:22

I wouldn't be calling anyone an idiot... I just read your 'about you' on your profile... try proof reading, spelling checking and making sure your not missing words...

also... you hate to brag! lmao

aussie_gemini | 5

#2223719 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:24

spell* lol

but hey.. I never said I was smart.. just hate ppl calling others idiots!

DocBastard | 38

#2223747 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:31

Aussie, take your own advice. It's "you're" that you should have used, not "your".

Hypocrites piss me off.

aussie_gemini | 5

#2223766 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:37

lol I never said I was smart! I just don't call anyone stupid...

and I know the difference.. I just fucked up... and I'm lazy!

aussie_gemini | 5

#2223782 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:39

and one 'your' I used was correct... so you're not entirely right in correcting me...

hypocrites piss me off lmao

playboyintown | 4

#2223835 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:52

why poke your nose into it ?

dwdrummerpro | 0

#2223844 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:53

people that correct people piss me off...

rallets | 22

#2223849 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:54

^ agreed. its the internet, chill out

just give it a rest dude

playboyintown | 4

#2223856 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:55

Me too.

DocBastard | 38

#2223863 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:57

Aussie, I didn't say you weren't smart, but you definitely imply that by using poor grammar in correcting someone else's.

I'm entirely correct in correcting you. Just because you do something correctly once and incorrectly another doesn't make you any less wrong. Claiming you're lazy, however, is nothing more than a pathetic excuse. It's two extra keystrokes to use "you're" rather than "your".

Drummerpro, I don't give a flying fuck if you like Grammar Nazis or not.

Rallets, you know exactly what I think of you. Sod off.

playboyintown | 4

#2223875 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:58

why be another moron?

JenL_fml | 7

#2223880 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:59

Being on the internet gives you no excuse to make yourself look grammatically incompetent.

rallets | 22

#2223887 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:59

1. '
2. r
3. e

o_O

your move, bro.

and i dont know what you think of me lol
but i could care less, lmfao "sod off"

DocBastard | 38

#2223900 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:01

We haven't had a Grammar Nazi versus Morons epic battle in a while. This may be fun.

Oh I'm sorry, would you prefer "fuck off"? I'm apparently not from your neck of the woods.

JenL_fml | 7

#2223908 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:03

It's two... the "r" is already in both words... -.-

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223916 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:04

haha wow the comments are more funnier than the actual FML.. ;)

playboyintown | 4

#2223919 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:04

so you're hunting grammer nazi's. I'm pretty sure you'll find plenty here.

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2223924 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:04

^ lol! That's a win :P

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223926 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:05

lol 15 Soooo true!

playboyintown | 4

#2223927 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:06

#50 thank you very much ! Though i contribute nothing in conversation here lol.

rallets | 22

#2223932 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:06

but im not a grammær nazi, lol you just like to feel better about yourself. i know man, you gotta be tough somewhere :D
fight on keyboard warrior

good call JenL :D

and please dont fuck me off, not into that ;D

"my neck of the woods" who are you, al roper? is that his name, anywho ehh

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2223933 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:07

meant that for 45 oopsie

playboyintown | 4

#2223934 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:07

15 is outside. Close the door before you leave .

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223935 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:08

lol #54 your welcome! haha

playboyintown | 4

#2223941 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:11

Oh god please save me from grammer nazi's. *prays*

rallets | 22

#2223945 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:13

^ im not a grammar nazi but i can see that one coming

playboyintown | 4

#2223948 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:14

lol that was a big typo error ! tense error !!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223950 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:15

lol #63 I'll save you! ;)

rallets | 22

#2223954 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:17

CTRL + ALT + DEL

we need to get outta here!!

ESC!!

ESC!!!!!!

ESC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223957 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:18

haha...67

playboyintown | 4

#2223958 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:18

*smooch* i love you!

aussie_gemini | 5

#2223960 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:19

lol I didn't specifically correct anything... I never have, never will

I did not like that she called them an idiot... simply said she should look at herself before calling anyone else stupid.. so get it bloody right!

lmao just get out your bloody pitchforks already! haha cyber bullying!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223963 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:20

lol..68..who are you talking to???

DocBastard | 38

#2223972 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:23

Keyboard warrior...that's cute. I like it.

I don't correct people as much as I used to, nor do I do it to feel better about myself. I don't do it to make people feel bad about themselves, either. Whether you choose to believe it or not, I do it to try to teach people something. No, I'm not an English teacher, but clearly people who use the incorrect "your" or who say "would of" have gone astray somewhere, and no one has bothered to correct them.

playboyintown | 4

#2223979 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:25

71 it was for you for saving me!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223984 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:28

oh..haha :) I'm a little slow sometimes..lol..

rallets | 22

#2223987 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:28

^ maybe cause its not that big a deal? the only thing i dislike is the wrong "your" too but i dont go and throw a fit about it, i still understand what their (teehee) trying to say. yea i can see the grammar nazis are starting to die down so this site can be cool again :P

and im glad you think its cute :D

aussie_gemini | 5

#2223990 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:32

lol as for the lazy comment... I'm from
Australia... it's our thing to be laid back and not give a fuck...

but you sir (DOC) you have done my head in... you are a wanker!

cfalen | 0

#2224014 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:46

i always learned australia is the place to get laid not laid back

TheWazBe | 0

#2224016 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:47

she has a terrible 'about me'. She claims that she is a nice person but she tries to flame on people and fails.

_Itz_Meena_ | 0

#2224039 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:57

this entire conversation is hilarious! :D

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2224041 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:58

#2 was shat on by 17.

DocBastard | 38

#2224054 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:02

Thanks, Aussie. I've been called a lot of things here, but that's my first time being called a wanker. As for your "laid back Australian" claim, I understand that you folks can be pretty chill. I don't care if you make a mistake - everyone does. But take ownership of it and don't use laziness as an excuse.

I'd love to hear some other Australians weigh in here. Zebidee, where are you?

tulsafml | 0

#2225531 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:05

He's too much of a dumbass.

nlr | 9

#2226410 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:29

I can see that!

OMG_N3RD | 0

#2227269 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:46

Ouchh

By muchagente | 5

#2223653 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:02

NEVER call me!

playboyintown | 4

#2223847 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:53

so was it you that OP was supposed to call?

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2223936 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:08

Oh I will call you. I'll call you every night.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223938 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:10

lol

playboyintown | 4

#2223988 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:29

i'm available !

sterlingarcher | 1

#2223992 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:34

#78..so am I!! lol

playboyintown | 4

#2223994 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:37

lets get a room!!!!!

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2223995 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:37

Is this a dating site now?

playboyintown | 4

#2223998 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:38

my comment saves this site !

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224000 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:39

lol you live too far away from me!

playboyintown | 4

#2224003 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:41

i cant fly but airplanes can!!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224005 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:43

haha..aww your sweet :)..and cute ...

playboyintown | 4

#2224008 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:44

i don't know what to say ! eh lol

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2224009 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:45

Damn it children. Private message each other before the rest of us become sick from over exposure to you adolescent hormones.

playboyintown | 4

#2224023 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:50

I never knew we could pm ! i'm kinda new here with a "account"

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224024 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:50

lol idk what to say either...ive been to Canada before..

playboyintown | 4

#2224028 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:52

an account*

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2224029 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:52

If you're using the app you won't be able to. I'm always on my phone, so I don't know if anyone has ever messaged me.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224030 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:52

lol I didn't kno that either!...just send me a message! :)

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224032 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:54

#95..yeah im using my phone too..

playboyintown | 4

#2224033 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:54

I'm on phone and I don't see such an option either !

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2224037 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:56

Than I suppose that you children will have to tone it down a little. You're making me queazy.

playboyintown | 4

#2224044 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:00

did you lie about your age on your profile?

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224047 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:00

99 you don't have to read what we say..

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2224049 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:02

Nope. I try very hard to avoid lying. That is my physical age. Mentally I'm 37.

playboyintown | 4

#2224050 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:02

hahaha win !!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224052 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:02

102..who are you talking to?

playboyintown | 4

#2224057 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:03

so can you stop assuming us to be mentally 10?

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2224058 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:04

Sterling, I believe that he was talking to me.

DocBastard | 38

#2224060 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:04

Jesus Howard Christmas, I can't wait until this entire thread gets napalmed by a mod.

This isn't a dating site, people. Use PMs for personal chats.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224066 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:08

haha 110...all of it got deleted..

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224069 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:10

lol 110 it already got deleted..

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224075 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:13

and someone keeps deleting my comments :(

playboyintown | 4

#2224077 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:14

sterling it was allan. we are sorry allan :)

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224079 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:16

yeah sorry Allan.. :) we didn't mean to offend anybody.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2224103 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:45

playboyintown I sent you a message but you have to use the computer to see it...sorry if that offended anyone I'm just telling him because he is new to the site

testthecoal | 5

#2227543 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:28

Doc, what is your pic supposed to be?

ChibiGirl5 | 0

#2228360 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 7:54

hey I'm from Vancouver too :)

By nivekcizia123 | 0

#2223655 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:02

first. and haha ydi dumbass

By waswashere | 0

#2223668 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:06

is that what you like to do on your Saturday nights?

THEoliveira | 0

#2227575 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:35

is what's in ur pic what YOU like to do on Saturday nights waswashere? lol

SassiestLemon | 2

#2232931 - Thursday 24 March 2011 3:01

162- I do something like that on Saturday nights. Except I wear a batman mask, with a belt around my neck.

I think you see where I'm going with this :)

By ZoZo17_fml | 0

#2223673 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:08

way to pay attention

sayyestothedress | 24

#6046006 - Saturday 23 August 2014 18:31

Is it me, or is this not really an FML?!?

By sadielady95 | 0

#2223675 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:08

haha once I called the wrong number cause I meant to call my sister and accidentally called the contact below her which was an older lady. and I thought it was one of her friends messing around saying I had the wrong number. oops. so sorry op. fyl.